Joke thread

[dickie davies]

Duck walks into a pub and says to the landlord 'Im looking for a job'

Landlord says .... you should have no problem finding a job in a circus ... you're a talking duck!

Ducks says 'but I'm a welder'

No wonder he was looking for a job
What sort of thicko would go to a pub looking to be employed as a welder

 

[Indaparkside]

No wonder he was looking for a job
What sort of thicko would go to a pub looking to be employed as a welder

Not a bright spark anyway

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I know its wrong to steal kitchen utensils,
But its a whisk I'm willing to take

Toyah wants her joke back

 

[Blue Maverick]

No wonder he was looking for a job
What sort of thicko would go to a pub looking to be employed as a welder

He must be quakers

 

[dickie davies]

He must be quakers

So a religious welder!

 

[Zubrman]

So a religious welder!

An arc angel?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

So a religious welder!

Spot on

 

[KS55]

I'll keep a beady eye on this thread.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Don't want to slag off the puns but they are getting very brazen.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Getting to the flux of the matter, these jokes are shite.