United Thread - 2022/23

[Kippax77]

A 38 year old without a wrinkle in sight…



No wonder he left Spain, he would have fucking melted summer gone.

I've heard man-fat is good for complexions.
Please don't quote me on this

 

[Blueknows]

They are actually already in better shape. There are many on here who still believe the Rags are the same shit team of the last four seasons but they are not. Look at their recent results. They are a good team and I think this is, in large part, down to the Manager not being prepared to kowtow to Ronaldo and only play players who are prepared to put a shift in. It doesn’t make be hate them any less but I’m not blind to how much they have improved under Ten Haag.
Pep said it, and I agree, they will be contenders, if not this season definitely next.

Manager not being prepared to kowtow to Ronaldo ? Didn't he make him captain last game

 

[Vienna_70]

Nah. Shoes on the other foot now. 30 plus years we had from these stains. Kick them while they're down. Get them in a headlock if you have to. Fuck em!

Make hay while the sun shines.

 

[Vienna_70]

For people still in bed.

PR37's a wanker, so are all the players, the grounds fucked, the managers a dickhead and the gpc is still running the show........ or should that be ruining ?

Basically what Blue Floyd said

Both?

 

[KS55]

A couple of things about Joey Barton:

i) without his 'intervention' how many added minutes would there have actually been in May 2012!!?

ii) how the fcuk did he ever get to go on 'Question Time'?!

He’s never been on Eggheads though.

 

[Vienna_70]

I've always thought the pisscan only ever wanted players with a low IQ in his sides, because that way they would never correct him or undermine him in any way. Obviously Keane was different and was having none of it, hence their breakdown in relations. But overall I just get the impression that the despot preferred the likes of Beckscum and Shrek because I don't think those two have a brain cell between them.

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere in an interview that David Gill once described the pisscan as 'thick,' and 'not adept at conversing.'

Do you really think that the dog wanker has a high IQ?

I certainly don’t.

And talking of dozy David, I see he’s in some reality TV show about a kids' football team he wants to help.

Surely it’s more (much more) about the thick Cockney remaining relevant and introducing himself to another generation, so that they will buy his shit products.

 

[OntarioBlue]

Manager not being prepared to kowtow to Ronaldo ? Didn't he make him captain last game

yes, but Ronaldo didn’t perform and he wasn’t even in the squad for the next game.

 

[Protein Junkie]

GPC said hair dryer, NOT air fryer you stupid c*nt!

Brilliant :-)

 

[Protein Junkie]

He’s never been on Eggheads though.

Do you know anyone who has been on there ?

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I do wonder if he genuinely thought that that he was still good enough to turn their fortunes around when he got there

He probably thought he could do some Roy of the Rovers stuff and drag them to a quadruple on his own. Surely he must have talked to Fernandes on the United things to realise how bad it could be and to Dias, Bernie and Cancelo on what was happening at City. Wonder if he shit his pants and realised he couldn’t play on a Pep system.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

The Fergsuon dynamic is beyond fascinating. A world-class narcissist like Ronaldo made what was obviously an awful career decision for apparently no reason other than an old man who was his boss fifteen years ago told him. Wouldn't be surprised if there's a psychological reason related to the 'hairdryer treatment' why these global stars who were with him as young men are so reverent of him now.

Stockholme syndrome probably .

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

He probably thought he could do some Roy of the Rovers stuff and drag them to a quadruple on his own. Surely he must have talked to Fernandes on the United things to realise how bad it could be and to Dias, Bernie and Cancelo on what was happening at City. Wonder if he shit his pants and realised he couldn’t play on a Pep system.

He's undoubtedly a talented footballer who's been used to having it his own way for too long.

If he wasn't such a massive dick head he wouldn't be in the situation he now finds himself in.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

He's undoubtedly a talented footballer who's been used to having it his own way for too long.

If he wasn't such a massive dick head he wouldn't be in the situation he now finds himself in.

If he could physically fuck himself, he would.

So fucking glad the rags are lumbered with the problem - poetic justice for years of abuse from their lemming knownowts !

 

[big gaz]

Make hay while the sun shines.

Does that mean we can use a sythe

 

[Vienna_70]

Does that mean we can use a sythe

If you can find one.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Nah, he's probably found the all day all you can eat buffet!

So he has.

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

I wonder if the other scum players will still watch what he eats and copy him. No chance of humble pie being on the menu anytime soon. What a ginormous cock and thank the lord we didn’t sign him.

 

[El_george]

I think he is pitching for the player Managers job at United ("they didn't listen to my advices") possibly when they sack Ten Hag for not getting them into the Champions league.

 

[The slaughtered lamb]

He's undoubtedly a talented footballer who's been used to having it his own way for too long.

If he wasn't such a massive dick head he wouldn't be in the situation he now finds himself in.

He’s struggling to accept his demise. Showing all the hallmarks of a boxer who doesn’t know when to quit.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Is this interview going to be released in 35 parts, once a day during the World Cup?

The bloke is trying to do the impossible. Can you be too much of a **** to play for the rags?