We have just arrived home from a fortnight in Florida.
Mrs Vienna needs assistance from the plane, and the lad pushing her wheelchair turned out to be a rag.
Obviously, the talk got around to Saturday's derby. He claimed that they deserved their win, to which I replied, "The first goal shouldn’t have stood."
The berk trotted out the line, "Rashford didn’t touch the ball."
"He shielded it from our defenders, so he interfered with play."
"Well, it’s about time we had a decision go our way."
I just laughed.
Later, he asked, "Don’t you think it’s time we got better?"
"No!"