Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[SebastianBlue]

Imagine.
Being.
Them.

I will not and you can’t make me!

 

[Bluemoon115]

Reverted to the mean.

Not just with this team being shite, but scousers being complete an utter cunts.

Fuck off, twats.

 

[Bluemoon115]

Jurgen Klopp is a total fucking fraud.

Discuss.

Klopportunist.

 

[Bluemoon115]

Remember that slogan they had when Warrior were their kit suppliers?

We Come Not To Play.

Kloppupance.

 

[Bluemoon115]

He's lost the players yes, but above all of that he's burnt them out by playing the same group every game for nearly 4 years, it's actually surprising how far he took them.

Kloppressed.

 

[Bluemoon115]

Klopp need the sack too bad our owners won't do it. This is worst than Hodgson days but they won't admit it.

Klopptions.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Klopportunist.

Kloppertunity Knocks

 

[Bluemoon115]

Can’t make my mind up if Mane going is what this is all about. They are completely different without him.

Salah will go in the summer. No way he spends the remainder of his career propping these dickheads up. Milner retires. Total carnage.

Lol!!!

Kloppinionated.

 

[Bluemoon115]

Kloppertunity Knocks

I love you.

 

[Bluemoon115]

Klopposite to Everton today.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I love you.

I love you too - come to the Blue Moon meet up next Saturday, buy me a pint and I love you long time

 

[Bluemoon115]

Klopp need the sack too bad our owners won't do it. This is worst than Hodgson days but they won't admit it.

Can't Ko-Klopperate with the owners.

 

[Bluemoon115]

I love you too - come to the Blue Moon meet up next Saturday, buy me a pint and I love you long time

As I understand it you're a yank? I'll find you I'm sure.

I've forgotten to do another pun here. I've Klopped the ball.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

As I understand it you're a yank? I'll find you I'm sure.

I've forgotten to do another pun here. I've Klopped the ball.

Am I fuck a Yank! I've been on Eggheads you know!
I've just lived in Yanksville for the past 11 years.

 

[Bluemoon115]

Am I fuck a Yank! I've been on Eggheads you know!
I've just lived in Yanksville for the past 11 years.

I'm very sorry. You're the Klopposite of what I believed.

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

Apparently the scousers only lost 2-0.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Imagine being USeless!

 

[NZBlue]

Apparently the scousers only lost 2-0.

I know someone who knows the real score though...





but he'd probably need a Klopptician to understand

 

[SebastianBlue]

Am I fuck a Yank! I've been on Eggheads you know!
I've just lived in Yanksville for the past 11 years.

A Floridian, no less!

 

[SebastianBlue]

Kloppertunity Knocks

Klopposite to Everton today.

Someone needs to put a Klopp to this nonsense. Jurgen dangerous territory with all of these puns.