The alternate 100 charges thread

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Pruning costs.

To out of date pies.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Guilty of having an unhappy goalscorer who picked the wrong team because he s breaking all records and has more hat-tricks in half a season than the leagues greatest goalscorer, who coincidentally only played his entire career in England.

yeah, that`s a good un.

 

[ayrshire_blue]

Charge 89: £5 a head Secret Santa expenditure not declared in 2016 accounts.

 

[AlgarveBlu]

Persistent failure to sign a left back who can defend

 

[jrb]

Too many half and half scarfs at the Etihad.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Vending machines and £2 chocolate bars

basteds !!

 

[SanPellegrini]

Failure to observe expected player remuneration (birthday cake)

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Sitting back and letting the Media praise their Red gash constantly as the best, when they were shite and we knew it.

 

[JWP1926]

Exceeded midfield finger pointing limit in the 03/04 season. Steve McManaman has been called up to provide evidence.

 

[Kamaro011]

Failed to give Yaya a Cake.

 

[BrianW]

Having insufficient fans from Ireland, Norway and London.

 

[threespires]

Allowing Danny Mills and Lee Bradbury to impersonate footballers.

As we know the PL are sticklers for the rules and the law, I believe the legal term is 'aiding and abetting' but your point is well made.

 

[MadchesterCity]

Charge 43: One of the U14 players had a moustache

 

[MadchesterCity]

Charge 67: The chilli on chips outside the stadium was vegetarian, it was clearly stated on the posters, but an away fan never wanted vegetarian chilli

 

[eyalluvitt]

Undercover PL employees witnessed over 100 illegal incidents of Smoking in the bogs and pissing in the urinals, and that was just in the ladies lavvy

 

[Lavinda Past]

That Vincent Kompany did knowingly and deliberately kick a football at excessive velocity towards the Leicester City goal - despite loud and clear instruction from a colleague, SIgnor S, Aguero, not to do so - thereby endangering the safety of Mr K Schmeichel, a former employee of Manchester City, who fortunately was able to avoid contact with said football.

 

[MadchesterCity]

Charge 87: Manchester City fans were booing the referee after a 10 yard offside goal was delivered successfully to their rival

 

[Goodlove]

Failed to maintain public safety by installing a giant spikey explosion statue outside the stadium.

 

[fitzy blue]

Big Helen's bell was too loud.

 

[jrb]

CAS acquitting City.