The alternate 100 charges thread

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Pruning costs.

To out of date pies.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Guilty of having an unhappy goalscorer who picked the wrong team because he s breaking all records and has more hat-tricks in half a season than the leagues greatest goalscorer, who coincidentally only played his entire career in England.

yeah, that`s a good un.

 

[ayrshire_blue]

Charge 89: £5 a head Secret Santa expenditure not declared in 2016 accounts.

 

[AlgarveBlu]

Persistent failure to sign a left back who can defend

 

[jrb]

Too many half and half scarfs at the Etihad.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Vending machines and £2 chocolate bars

basteds !!

 

[SanPellegrini]

Failure to observe expected player remuneration (birthday cake)

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Sitting back and letting the Media praise their Red gash constantly as the best, when they were shite and we knew it.

 

[JWP1926]

Exceeded midfield finger pointing limit in the 03/04 season. Steve McManaman has been called up to provide evidence.

 

[Kamaro011]

Failed to give Yaya a Cake.