United Thread - 2022/23

[Djibrilshairdo]

Was perusing in the local salvation army charity shop and spotted a copy of the GPC autobiography, it was £1. Bought it and binned it.

I’d have pissed on it and taken it back to the shop in order to provide a greater degree of authenticity to the next reader.

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

Smear United as an oil club.

I believe the correct terminology is "a state owned financial abomination evil oil club" ;)

 

[TinFoilHat]

Jamie Vardy signing for the Rags ?

They'll say they want Benzema but can't afford the wages so they signed Steptoe instead.

 

[Gone for a Burton]

Stretford Oilers & Petrochemicals.

 

[citytill1die84]

And if we were competing against them in the Europa league I might care about their results in that competition. As we are competing in the league, I care about that.

They’ve got 29/33 points since the World Cup.

We got 20/30.

Since the restart we've got 20pts they've got 23 and we know where 3 of those came from.

Beat Forest & Bournemouth at the swamp
They scored a last minute winner against Wolves
Robbed the fuck out of us
Drew away to Palace, lost to Arsenal hung on against Palace again although they only had 10 men. Drew at home to Leeds then beat them away. 2 big decisions in the game against Leicester saw them rain victorious.

They also beat the mighty Burnley, Forest & Charlton in the cups

That's 8/10 games against teams in the bottom 8 of the league since we returned the other 2 being us and Arsenal now go compare that to ours.

Rags are shit and massively overrated.

 

[Fat Chance]

Moody side-on var at ot v City, dippers & arsenal...hmmm

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Please make it happen, always loved Uncle Malcs Spawn...

Manchester United: Why the Glazers might end up staying at Old Trafford - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/64709949

 

[TinFoilHat]

Please make it happen, always loved Uncle Malcs Spawn...

Manchester United: Why the Glazers might end up staying at Old Trafford - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/64709949

Where's that fetch the Norwich scarves gif when you need it?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Where's that fetch the Norwich scarves gif when you need it?

Mr Zebra pants is on the starting grid, funnily enough the play the dips in a couple of weeks which is just long enough away to organise a protest.

 

[kupest]

Hate them fuckers. Rashford being the referenced as the world's best by media now. Rag mate tells me Mbappe is going to them. Hate that they dint give the red and that offside goal. Love for football gone a bit down seeing these decisions and being around Rags.

 

[MeatnSpudsMCFC]

Today, I feel American.

 

[paulchapo]

Rags raising ticket prices for the first time in eleven years and the minimum attendance criteria required to keep their season tickets.

Man United INCREASE season ticket prices for first time in 11 seasons

In a note to season ticket holders, Manchester United explain that over the past five years matchday costs have soared by 40 per cent and 11 per cent in the past 12 months alone.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[RayCTID]

Today, I feel American.

You can get treatment for that

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Rags raising ticket prices for the first time in eleven years and the minimum attendance criteria required to keep their season tickets.

Man United INCREASE season ticket prices for first time in 11 seasons

In a note to season ticket holders, Manchester United explain that over the past five years matchday costs have soared by 40 per cent and 11 per cent in the past 12 months alone.

www.dailymail.co.uk

That is a real sign they're either going nowhere or the new lucky owners are pulling strings in advance to hide behind UMS and intend shafting the fanbase.

That being said 11 years price freeze is a long way from how we operate.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

I didn’t expect this from him. Thought he’d change his tune, so to speak.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Where's that fetch the Norwich scarves gif when you need it?

 

[jrb]

Neville.

Gary Neville would "find it difficult" to oppose a Qatari-led takeover of Manchester United because the Premier League already has two state-funded clubs.

Or getting millions off the Qataris to be a PR for their World Cup.

You f*cking lying, hypocrite, Neville.

 

[jrb]

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I didn’t expect this from him. Thought he’d change his tune, so to speak.

He must be a Liverpool fan then. Outed at last.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

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I didn’t expect this from him. Thought he’d change his tune, so to speak.

Miggsy hasn't suddenly found his conscience. His employers are Saudi/Russian. There is nothing more to it than that.

 

[RayCTID]

Was Miggsy singing like a canary when Newcastle got taken over by the Saudi's?