Arsehole neighbour parking on my driveway

[Mr Kobayashi]

Oh Colin, Colin, really ? We've talked about this haven't we. It's Friday night,I'm just back from the pub, I know what the other thread is but....
a) which is the parody
b) I'm not bothered, I just wanted to take the piss out of @Bigg Bigg Blue massive arse.

Degrading your bit on the side's bodily parts..

Isn't this coercive control?

 

[superwatsonwatson]

What team does he support?

 

[Blue Mist]

Degrading your bit on the side's bodily parts..

Isn't this coercive control?

I'm Bryan Riggs and I'm claiming my £5

 

[lazerblue]

Don't forget to torch his car as well.

smash his mrs back doors in as well

 

[meeesh]

I’d hate to live next door to this sort of ****,bet the neighbour is no better neither hahahahaha :)

 

[malg]

What team does he support?

No idea but the Op has been outed on here as a Rag......

 

[Blue Mist]

Can we not talk about it? So much hate in this world.
All we are saying is give peace a chance.



Which was OK till some fucker shot him.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Chloroform him, put him on a train and slap him. Then torch the train.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Wanker, prick, fanny and nonce. I know him and he’s a right ****.

 

[Barcon]

So what if he builds a fence. Drill a hole in it and when he comes out, stick yer dick through it and shout, "Fucking get on the end of that, you ****".

 

[aguero93:20]

Can we not talk about it? So much hate in this world.
All we are saying is give peace a chance.



Which was OK till some fucker shot him.

Someone shot Michael Jackson??!!

 

[Stephen230]

I live in a semi detached house and to gain access to his house my neighbour has always insisted on driving down MY driveway.

Lately the wanker has had a horrible skriking little kid. It makes a right noise and keeps me and the mrs awake all night. Not only that but the prick has started parking right at the front of MY DRIVEWAY making it difficult for me to get my car out every bloody day. He gave some shite about wanting to get his kid into the car and it being near a brick wall.

In the end I flipped and told the fanny it’s my driveway. End of.

He said he’s going to build a fence - good look getting planning permission for that you nonce.

Next time I see him I’m going to brick his windows.

Why would you have to wait to see him to brick his windows? Does he carry them around with him?

 

[Jamshopbridge]

I live in a semi detached house and to gain access to his house my neighbour has always insisted on driving down MY driveway.

Lately the wanker has had a horrible skriking little kid. It makes a right noise and keeps me and the mrs awake all night. Not only that but the prick has started parking right at the front of MY DRIVEWAY making it difficult for me to get my car out every bloody day. He gave some shite about wanting to get his kid into the car and it being near a brick wall.

In the end I flipped and told the fanny it’s my driveway. End of.

He said he’s going to build a fence - good look getting planning permission for that you nonce.

Next time I see him I’m going to brick his windows.

you're neighbour isn't a short arsed bald Russian twat called Vladimir is it?

 

[theevilweasel]

Woa there fella, let's not start chucking 6 foot fences up just yet.
There may be lines of sight to consider.

Yep that's why I dropped to 2ft panels on 1ft plinths once I'd come to the front of my gaff

 

[laserblue]

If there's a dropped kerb at the entrance to your driveway it's illegal to park in such a way as to prevent you from accessing a public highway. There's a statutory £70 fine for each offence. If he does it again report the ****. He'll soon get tired of coughing up £70 a time.

Bizarrely though it's not an offence to block you from entering your driveway but don't tell him that. Let us know how you get on.

 

[crublue1]

Yep that's why I dropped to 2ft panels on 1ft plinths once I'd come to the front of my gaff

You can only use that excuse once in court, as I've learnt to my own cost...;-)

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I live in a semi detached house and to gain access to his house my neighbour has always insisted on driving down MY driveway.

Lately the wanker has had a horrible skriking little kid. It makes a right noise and keeps me and the mrs awake all night. Not only that but the prick has started parking right at the front of MY DRIVEWAY making it difficult for me to get my car out every bloody day. He gave some shite about wanting to get his kid into the car and it being near a brick wall.

In the end I flipped and told the fanny it’s my driveway. End of.

He said he’s going to build a fence - good look getting planning permission for that you nonce.

Next time I see him I’m going to brick his windows.

If the house has been there 20 years, you may have the right in law to freely pass over that land to the public highway. If so, you could get an American Cyanamid injunction preventing him blocking your driveway, breach of which would be a contempt of court, and most likely a short prison sentence.

Thinking it through, there must be some common law right to pass over a pavement to a public highway from your dwelling. Or maybe something in statute under one of the Highways Acts. There’s got to be.

People must have a right in law to freely leave their own homes.

 

[aguero93:20]

If the house has been there 20 years, you may have the right in law to freely pass over that land to the public highway. If so, you could get an American Cyanamide injunction preventing him blocking your driveway, breach of which would be a contempt of court, and most likely a short prison sentence.

Takes too long. Bricks and petrol bombs are cheaper too.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Takes too long. Bricks and petrol bombs are cheaper too.

Yeah, I’m precluded from suggesting that.

 

[inchy14]

I thought the usual response was a firebomb on here

Smash his wife’s back door in….