Kyle Walker newspaper story

to Rose royce car wash

Oh Kyle Walker
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Talkin' about kyle walker yeah
Come on, ya'all and sing it for me
(kyle walker)
Ooh ooh ooh
(kyle walker yeah)




yeah its late I should probably sleep ;-)



Edit: now the song for walker thread has been wierdly merged with walker gets his cock out thread this post seems out of context
 
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Never been the brightest,bit of a bell end.....and will always attract the headlines off the pitch.
While the club and Pep dont need the extra hassle.....My only concern is his ability/conduct on field,and,given his less than convincing performances this season,he really doesn't need to be creating anything to distract/affect those.

At his age and with his main asset being fitness,getting leathered in the middle of a season is a pisstake.
 
At his age and with his main asset being fitness,getting leathered in the middle of a season is a pisstake.
The team were given 2 days off. First time in weeks without a mid week game.
Not excusing his behaviour at all, but fitness wise it won't affect him in anyway. A rough Monday morning and be perfect by Tuesday
 
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Seriously, any **** who writes shit like in that article should be embarrassed. ‘Shocked revellers’ ffs. Unbelievable cunts get paid for that. It reads like the sort of thing an eight year would would write.
Snogged and pawed, FFS. Written by an IQ of 60 for IQs of 30. Reminds me of the episode in Extras where the press says he "glugged" his wine.

 
What a knob, said the girl in the bar. Seriously though what a knob this fella is. Get him training with the youth team for a bit and give the fucker a reality check.
 
Snogged and pawed, FFS. Written by an IQ of 60 for IQs of 30. Reminds me of the episode in Extras where the press says he "glugged" his wine.


In the hierarchy of morality, people who write for papers such as these are on a par with people who shag people who are unconscious. They are beneath contempt.
 
they arrive as a party fumbling with each other on the way in, fumbling with each other while they were in there and it’s not a huge mental leap to imagine them fumbling with each other back to the minibus

There is no suggestion that he was running around the place trying to shag anything that moves

This is between KW and his missus

Oh and the fact that his data protection has been massively breached here. Imagine if you had got dumped in the shit by some random with a tape of you when you’d done nothing illegal

I doubt the CCTV Acceptable Use Policy of the boozer has a “selling footage to the media” section
 
Oh dear, just what we needed….

wont click on their links, so does it have quotes to confirm the full context or just the grainy cctv footage all over twitter.
 

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