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The Maginificent Seven Return (flight).

Is Jude raring to fight for the Liverpool cause? John Aldrige says that if Jude had been playing against RM in the CL, he would have wanted to beat them, too. This means Judes favourite team is Liverpool FC.

Jude's signing up! Insiders note that the fanbase's insatiable appetite for talk regarding a possible Jude Bellingham transfer may be another sign that a deal is forthcoming.
 
The Echo will be sponsoring any member of the Kop to a free fancy dress to come to the remaining PL games in any national dress from any European country so that we can still have those famous European nights even though Real cheated us out of a place in the next round
 
From the Liverpool Echo this morning.

They honestly thought Liverpool would 4 goals, keep a clean sheet, and turn the tie around at Madrid.

All of them are absolutely deluded.

So no legendary tales were written in the Spanish capital on Wednesday night and there was to be no Hollywood blockbuster ending for Liverpool here at Santiago Bernabeu.

Hans Gruber is still prowling Nakatomi Plaza, the T-1000 remains at large and Real Madrid have advanced into the quarter-finals of the Champions League. The arch-rivals of Liverpool’s European story under Jurgen Klopp will fight another day.

Mission Impossible, to continue the dated action-film references, was always likely to be just that for Klopp, even allowing for his and the team's history of unlikely continental comebacks. And so it proved.
 
jrb said:
From the Liverpool Echo this morning.

They honestly thought Liverpool would 4 goals, keep a clean sheet, and turn the tie around at Madrid.

All of them are absolutely deluded.

So no legendary tales were written in the Spanish capital on Wednesday night and there was to be no Hollywood blockbuster ending for Liverpool here at Santiago Bernabeu.

Hans Gruber is still prowling Nakatomi Plaza, the T-1000 remains at large and Real Madrid have advanced into the quarter-finals of the Champions League. The arch-rivals of Liverpool’s European story under Jurgen Klopp will fight another day.

Mission Impossible, to continue the dated action-film references, was always likely to be just that for Klopp, even allowing for his and the team's history of unlikely continental comebacks. And so it proved.
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OK. so I tried to stop myself but couldn't resist in writing a couple of more lines for them...

Whilst we had a couple of 'Weapons' up front, non of them were 'Lethal'. Not only couldn't we find a winner - we couldn't find an Equaliser. No surprise as we had a 'Crank' in charge.

I could go on obviously, but some of you have to work.
 
Asa's left peg said:
OK. so I tried to stop myself but couldn't resist in writing a couple of more lines for them...

Whilst we had a couple of 'Weapons' up front, non of them were 'Lethal'. Not only couldn't we find a winner - we couldn't find an Equaliser. No surprise as we had a 'Crank' in charge.

I could go on obviously, but some of you have to work.
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I am retired so you can carry on if you like.
 
Asa's left peg said:
It's a tough job, but someone has to do it. I'm just waiting for my pension pot to reach a million before going back to work! Maybe for another thread.
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Bloody laughable isn't it, what sort of person has got over a million pounds stashed away?

Not the ordinary working man that's for certain.
 
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