United Thread - 2022/23

[Gazza]

Manchester United are ready to join the bidding to sign England midfielder Jude Bellingham, 19, from Borussia Dortmund. (Telegraph - aka Ministry of Truth )

Every other club now needs to step aside for royalty to enter.

 

[Blue Mist]

I think Salford City will need to expand the stadium because there are a number of reds like myself who will have nothing to do with the club if we end up owned by that lot. Sir Jim or nothing for me

Peter Lam is of course a local working lad who made good by hard work and honest endeavour.
A bit like Ratcliffe. He lives near me gran, same house he was born in and he keeps the tin bath on t' wall to remind him of his roots. I see him most days on the 192 going to his office, takes his own sandwiches as well.

 

[aguero93:20]

Harry Maguire: Manchester United captain says he has 'important role”

Club ambassador to Greece.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Manchester United are ready to join the bidding to sign England midfielder Jude Bellingham, 19, from Borussia Dortmund. (Telegraph - aka Ministry of Truth )

We've no chance now he can team up with St. Marcus of Benchill MBE.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Peter Lam is of course a local working lad who made good by hard work and honest endeavour.
A bit like Ratcliffe. He lives near me gran, same house he was born in and he keeps the tin bath on t' wall to remind him of his roots. I see him most days on the 192 going to his office, takes his own sandwiches as well.

Yeah, the pair of 'em always make a beeline for the Bovril counter!

 

[Blue Mist]

We've no chance now he can team up with St. Marcus of Benchill MBE.

And don't forget the other child protege, Sir Jaded of LaLa Land

 

[Big Swifty]

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And don't forget the other child protege, Sir Jaded of LaLa Land

I'm being pedantic again - I think you mean "child prodigy".
Protege means literally "protected (by someone else)"
I know, I know. I'm nit-picking. Sorry.

 

[Blue Mist]

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I'm being pedantic again - I think you mean "child prodigy".
Protege means literally "protected (by someone else)"
I know, I know. I'm nit-picking. Sorry.

No problem. I did mean that.

 

[Blue Mist]

Mods can we ban that clever fucker Big Swifty ?


Edit: shit that was meant to be a pm. Mods how do I delete a post?

 

[aguero93:20]

Mods can we ban that clever fucker Big Swifty ?


Edit: shit that was meant to be a pm. Mods how do I delete a post?

You don't need to, just break enough rules in the post and the mods delete it for you.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Mods can we ban that clever fucker Big Swifty ?


Edit: shit that was meant to be a pm. Mods how do I delete a post?

Stop looking at the Ann Summers advert and concentrate then :-)

 

[burning blue soul]

Utd are in for Jude. Time to close the transfer thread. It was good while it lasted, but now the big boys are wading in its time to know our place again.
Oh, well... to the Jermaine Jenas thread everyone!!!!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

And don't forget the other child protege, Sir Jaded of LaLa Land

Oh, yeah, they would have made such a partnership at BD, and Sir J will have been tweeting five times a day to tell him how fantastic the training facilities are at Carrington and that he should make up his mind quickly before the roofs on the Swamp collapse into the penalty areas.

 

[aguero93:20]

Oh, yeah, they would have made such a partnership at BD, and Sir J will have been tweeting five times a day to tell him how fantastic the training facilities are at Carrington and that he should make up his mind quickly before the roofs on the Swamp collapse into the penalty areas.

Where will Sancho sit if the roof falls on the benches the poor lad...

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Where will Sancho sit if the roof falls on the benches the poor lad...

Having spent a while in Germany he's rather skilled at digging underground trenches à la Schwaben Redoubt.

 

[BlueMoonday]

Sod having a broker or using any form of sales pitch to sell the club. Looks like these grown men are all handling the sale...

 

[Oyster28catcher]

The RAGs should be good at Spanish, by the end of the season.

 

[Blue Smarties]

His mum’s going to be wondering where her shit stained bedding’s gone. An actual grown man on a weekday when the majority are busy working. Freak.

 

[deegee33]

Have the rags appealed Cashimero's 4 match holiday yet ?

 

[jimharri]

Mods can we ban that clever fucker Big Swifty ?


Edit: shit that was meant to be a pm. Mods how do I delete a post?

An incentive to a mod can work wonders.....