United Thread - 2022/23

[BillCarlisle]

the only down side to glazers now is it's been highlighted by all the shithole needs rebuilding

Not too much of a downside really, as they'll probably spend the minimum they can get away with. All those failed shopping malls won't pay for themselves. It'll still be a shithole - you can bet on that.

 

[KS55]

Not too much of a downside really, as they'll probably spend the minimum they can get away with. All those failed shopping malls won't pay for themselves. It'll still be a shithole - you can bet on that.

You can’t build a shithole for Surrey’s finest wallies. They need a cheese room.

 

[dadnlad]

Not too much of a downside really, as they'll probably spend the minimum they can get away with. All those failed shopping malls won't pay for themselves. It'll still be a shithole - you can bet on that.

when walking to the cricket at the real old trafford last year i was pissing myself laughing at them painting it with comments needs more than lick off paint to their gaffers

 

[Blueknows]

There's a huge flaw in his plan though. Even if he manages to raise the $3bn required to purchase his half of the club, he still needs to find a billion rags willing to part with $3, which is probably around 3 rags for every halfway serious football fan (of any club) worldwide.

Do they get a free shirt with their donation like they did when they set up the bring back Ronnie fund ?

Can Crowd Sourcing 'Bring Ronaldo Home' to Manchester United?

A group of Manchester United fans from Australia believe they can deploy crowd sourcing to finance the return of Cristiano Ronaldo from Real Madrid . The ' Bring Ronaldo Home ' campaign went live last week...

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[Blue Mist]

Yup. Seems he believes rag nonsense PR. In the unlikely event of his offer being accepted, a big shock follows when two old lags from Surrey are the only takers.

Even if it somehow happened can you imagine the shit show that would follow ? Every fanzine editor, youtube wank and returnees from fcum would demand to be put in charge of transfer policy. It would very the biggest meltdown since the ice age. Oh please let it happen.

 

[JASR]

Whilst on holiday I came across nature’s equivalent of Manchester City and Trafford Rangers.
With one, a leader is striking out and commanding the others.
With another, there is no leader, there is no plan, there is just ‘turning the corner’


(Caterpillars nose to tail - pic quality bad due to upload)

 

[jjctid]

Makes me laugh when him and the other prick start swiping through their phones as soon as the other one starts talking. Acting as if they’re just about to break some more transfer news. That and the pausing after every word for dramatic effect. What a pair

If you think about it , it really is quite sad that there are millions of rags sat in their armchairs quivering in anticipation waiting for " breaking news " about that shit-stain of a club. Do they really think the Glazers OR new owners give a shit what the supporters want? The Sky dickheads have tapped into this and like you said they love to dramatise even the most trivial of news.

 

[deegee33]

If they need a quick demolition I'm sure we could organise one

Just leave the bombs in the loop, should take it down rather quickly.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Perhaps Blue Peter could launch an appeal like they did years ago.

If we all send in our used milk bottle tops we could collect enough to buy nytid.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Perhaps Blue Peter could launch an appeal like they did years ago.

If we all send in our used milk bottle tops we could collect enough to buy nytid.

Or just use some doileys and sticky backed plastic to fix it up.

 

[jimharri]

Perhaps Blue Peter could launch an appeal like they did years ago.

If we all send in our used milk bottle tops we could collect enough to buy nytid.

Build 'em a nice new stadium with sticky back plastic, an old fairy liquid bottle and some of that packing you get eggs in.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Build 'em a nice new stadium with sticky back plastic, an old fairy liquid bottle and some of that packing you get eggs in.

So you’re going with an upgrade then?

rag!

 

[jimharri]

So you’re going with an upgrade then?

rag!

I thought I told you to keep that to yourself?

 

[horlock_was_super]

You know what’s been missing for the last couple of days?

His Holiness told this lot to fuck off.
SCUM.

CTID.
As you were Blues.

 

[waspish]

They have a deadline and because no decent bid come in they extend it?!

 

[jrb]

There’s some right crackpots in Finland.

Zilliacus said: "Any sport club ultimately should belong to its fans. My bid is built on equality with fans.



"The current development, where billionaire sheiks and oligarchs take over clubs and control them as their personal playgrounds is not a healthy trend.

"The current market value of the club is just under $3.9bn (£3.17bn). That means that if every one of the fans of the club would join in buying the club, the total sum per fan would amount to less than $6.

"My group will finance half of the sum needed to take over the club, and will ask the fans, through a new company that is being set up for this specific purpose, to participate for the other half.

"If every fan joins it means less than $3 per fan."

Zilliacus plans to give fans a say through an app from which they can "participate and cast" their vote "when deciding on footballing matters relating to the club".

Man Utd takeover latest: Sheikh Jassim also submits second bid after Sir Jim Ratcliffe

Qatari banker Sheikh Jassim joins Ineos owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe in submitting a second bid to buy Manchester United.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Silva61]

Build 'em a nice new stadium with sticky back plastic, an old fairy liquid bottle and some of that packing you get eggs in.

Bubble wrap for the wrap around... Perfect

 

[Ted_Bovis]

FFS get with the programme. It is an individual businessman who is buying the Rags. He is a life long fan who just happens to live, well ok, be born in Qatar. He made all his money selling refined products. He loves his mother, dotes on his children and donates 2% of his income to LGBTQ causes.

And if you don’t agree. He’ll chop your hands off.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

There’s some right crackpots in Finland.

Zilliacus said: "Any sport club ultimately should belong to its fans. My bid is built on equality with fans.

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"The current development, where billionaire sheiks and oligarchs take over clubs and control them as their personal playgrounds is not a healthy trend.

"The current market value of the club is just under $3.9bn (£3.17bn). That means that if every one of the fans of the club would join in buying the club, the total sum per fan would amount to less than $6.

"My group will finance half of the sum needed to take over the club, and will ask the fans, through a new company that is being set up for this specific purpose, to participate for the other half.

"If every fan joins it means less than $3 per fan."

Zilliacus plans to give fans a say through an app from which they can "participate and cast" their vote "when deciding on footballing matters relating to the club".

Man Utd takeover latest: Sheikh Jassim also submits second bid after Sir Jim Ratcliffe

Qatari banker Sheikh Jassim joins Ineos owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe in submitting a second bid to buy Manchester United.

www.bbc.co.uk

This twat needs to get the 89 bus from the bottom of Oldham Street to Pallet Park in Moston, where he will be welcomed with open arms.
Manchester City Council may even get their money back!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Haha I'm waiting for chuckle to come out and back the Scandinavian guy, he's always pushing fan ownership.

Come on chuckle here's your chance.