Just because you can doesn't mean you have to nor makes it right

Unless Michael Winner was reviewing a restaurant.

He must have died of a "special" kind of overdose.
With reference to Michael Winner. For many years he was the restaurant critic for the Sunday Times. He caused a lot of anger with his acerbic and offensive reviews. He often used to name drop. For example he would state that when he was accompanied by his guests Roger Moore and Sophia Loren he had to wait in line for five minutes before the maitre d' greeted and escorted them to their table. Also he frequently found fault with the food - the fish was underdone, the vegetables overcooked, the soup too salty, the wine list uninspiring and overpriced etc....etc.

Finally one owner of a restaurant chain got so pissed off he put a blown up life size photo of Winner, now a fat fuck weighing in at over 18 stone, in the windows. The caption said "This so-called food critic is banned from all our branches. Should anybody identify him dining at our establishments please inform the management who will be pleased to remove him with the assistance of security. There is a £50 reward. Remember if you spot this complete loser we'll make you a WINNER"
 
Personally as a grown up I am capable of adding stuff to my food if I fancy it so hot cross buns that are "choclatey" with choc chips or cheesy containing cheese or porkpies with chutney already in them and so on does my nut in. In any event it will be cheap chocolate, mild cheese and not Branston in the examples I have given - I am just repulsed with the idea that someone can charge me a bit more for a pie with some cheap chutney in it ( and less pork ) when I can make my own choice of chutney or not with Melton Mowbray's finest. The words on a cookery show that send shivers down my spine are " this is my ( insert classic here be it fish and chips /shepherds pie/toad in the hole ) with my own twist"... fish and chips do not need minted garden peas FFS

Nice side of Gammon interest you?
 
I love cheese. I love hot cross buns. But NOT TOGETHER.

And what idiot thought Prosecco-flavoured potato snacks were a good idea?
 

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