Chelsea Thread - 2022/23 | Pochettino confirmed as new manager

[Silva&Silva]

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Hilarious if true

What an absolute shit show.... long may it continue.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Chelsea are what would actually happen if the scrappy misfit team from every 90s sport comedy film were assembled in real life.

 

[mexico1970]

Frank out !!!

 

[waspish]

Like a winning habit losing is a habit too!

 

[bluethrunthru]

remind me again why we backed out of the Cuccurella deal

 

[Crouchinho]

Love the way Tuchel and Lampard were considered masterstroke appointments before the quarter final matches.

What an absolute balls up by Chelsea and Bayern!!!!

 

[blue cigar]

Such an unbalanced team, no focal point or pattern of play. They'll end up selling better players than the ones they have just signed, a shitshow

 

[Silvercloud]

Could be worse, they could be paying some of them an absolute fortune for the next 8 years.

 

[RayCTID]

Chelsea need to put Cucurella out of his misery although Chilwell was stupid for the sending off.

 

[Worsleyweb]

New owners seem beyond clueless

 

[SebastianBlue]

Love the way Tuchel and Lampard were considered masterstroke appointments before the quarter final matches.

What an absolute balls up by Chelsea and Bayern!!!!

I like that there was a certain quarter that was literally arguing that Bayern jettisoned Nagelsmann and appointed Tuchel when they did for the specific purpose of beating Pep in the CL.

 

[Vialli98]

Love the way Tuchel and Lampard were considered masterstroke appointments before the quarter final matches.

What an absolute balls up by Chelsea and Bayern!!!!

Lol Lampard was considered a master stroke appointment? By who exactly?

 

[Vialli98]

Going swimmingly. That’s now 4 consecutive games we’ve failed to score a goal. This season can’t fuck off soon enough.

 

[Crouchinho]

Lol Lampard was considered a master stroke appointment? By who exactly?

John Terry

 

[bondsman]

Going swimmingly. That’s now 4 consecutive games we’ve failed to score a goal. This season can’t fuck off soon enough.

Who you want in the dugout next year pal?

 

[TonyM]

New owners seem beyond clueless

At least they're not Muslim or from the Middle East.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Boehly is like an IRL Simpsons character.

 

[balotellishaircut]

Love the way Tuchel and Lampard were considered masterstroke appointments before the quarter final matches.

What an absolute balls up by Chelsea and Bayern!!!!

This is giving City no credit though, Tuchel is a great coach let’s not lose sight of that, and btw the tie isn’t over yet.

 

[Vialli98]

Who you want in the dugout next year pal?

I don’t actually know. If the choice is strictly between Nagelsmann and Enrique then I absolutely prefer Enrique but I’m not fully convinced by either of them. I know for sure I don’t want Poch and I know Zidane doesn’t fancy it.

There’s been some noise around River Plate’s coach Gallardo and he’s supposedly really highly rated but I know nothing about him and I know the fans probably won’t take kindly to him. After Potter, the masses want a big name who has a proven track record of working at a big club with huge expectations.

 

[halfcenturyup]

I don’t actually know. If the choice is strictly between Nagelsmann and Enrique then I absolutely prefer Enrique but I’m not fully convinced by either of them. I know for sure I don’t want Poch and I know Zidane doesn’t fancy it.

There’s been some noise around River Plate’s coach Gallardo and he’s supposedly really highly rated but I know nothing about him and I know the fans probably won’t take kindly to him. After Potter, the masses want a big name who has a proven track record of working at a big club with huge expectations.

Mourinho!