Most annoying football cliche?

[Shaggy]

football pundits are cliche. Certainly Carra and Neville. Old school talking about the big man up front or playing with your heart on your sleeve. Everything they say is cliche.

And whilst they're doing that, City (Or Arsenal/other clubs) are using false 9's inverted FBs, CBs in midfield, midfield box 4...

And you know why? These pundits havent got a scooby on what they're seeing.

Add the magic rectangle to that.

The twat badgers in the studio, ratty and spitty also have no idea of the concept of total football

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

"At the end of the day" what ? it gets dark ?

Mercy! My sides are hurting me!!

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

"Those knowledgeable Liverpool fans" oh just fuck off

Add to that “The Anfield roar”. The Anfield fucking roar. Oh just fuck off.

 

[BlueHammer85]

‘It’s clearly corruption’ for every bad decision

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

‘It’s clearly corruption’ for every bad decision

Only a cliché on here.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

“It's a six pointer”.

No. No, you can only get three points last time I counted.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

It’s a big ask

Look at that six-foot ask over there. Built like a brick shithouse.

 

[Bettys Bell]

Winning ugly . Normally when Utd are involved. No they are just boring and lucky .

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

“They've bought the league”.

Right. Why even play the games, guys?

 

[Gazza]

Add the magic rectangle to that.

The twat badgers in the studio, ratty and spitty also have no idea of the concept of total football

Their idea of total football is having the telly on all day.

 

[kaz7]

“It's a six pointer”.

No. No, you can only get three points last time I counted.

What do they even mean by a six pointer ? Never understood it

 

[Cityfan]

What do they even mean by a six pointer ? Never understood it

The potential difference of two winning outcomes is 6 points. It's actually a cliche I don't mind.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

What do they even mean by a six pointer ? Never understood it

Just means that it's a Very Important Match for both sides. Usually used when the two are direct rivals for the title.
But also used when both are fighting relegation, and one will leapfrog the other if they win. But it is only three points. I've checked. Our upcoming match with Arsenal at the Etihad will only gain either side a maximum of three points. Things can still happen after that…

 

[MCFC Wirral]

I’ve not read through this but “I can’t wait to get started” is mine. I personally prefer doing fuck all.

 

[Protein Junkie]

The clips with Dion Dublin added in are brilliant.

Oh, and when some ****, usually those two goons from Sky Sports are discussing a team with money to spend and they describe it as a "war chest".

Fuck off.

One man’s War Chest means someone else is“ bracing themselves for a bid”

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

The phrase "strength in depth".

 

[stonerblue]

'Asking questions'

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Radio presenters especially Alan Brazil and Stuart Pearce giving everyone a nickname such as ‘Giggsy’ ,‘Lamps’, ‘Pards’ ‘Robbo’ etc etc.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

‘I wouldn’t want to be in the changing room at full time’
I’m sure that’s a relief for all concerned.

 

[jaiguruKun]

I hate how every attack is called a counter attack these days when they're just attacks.

Also, "City playing from right to left.." during radio commentaries.