United Thread - 2022/23

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Something like this maybe :-)

Not sure whats going on at Sky, but this is far from the usual fawning stuff churned out by them. For me worthy of a thread in its own right.

- From the motto of ‘attack, attack, attack’, to ‘sack, sack, sack,’ Britain’s most famous club suffered an identity crisis post Ferguson.

This is a tale of Manchester United's turbulent decade without the Premier League title. It'll either make you laugh or cry, depending on your club allegiances.



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Jamie Jackson on Sky talking utter bollocks. United don’t spend as much as they should…. FFS.
Our very own @tolmie's hairdoo recently described Jamie Paradise as

"A bloke who looks like he's been sleeping in his car living off packets of Monster Munch"
 
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"This week has been a good week my children. I was visited by a plastic scouser claiming he was the Mayor of Manchester and the cheeky bastard gave me a framed piece of shit. I asked him what it was. He told me it was a Manchester United football shirt. I told him to Fuck off! Who the fuck are Man United!?"
 
The only Parade these sadsacs will be having this year




see henry winter is doing a PR job for this downtrodden club ;-)
 
Something like this maybe :-)

Not sure whats going on at Sky, but this is far from the usual fawning stuff churned out by them. For me worthy of a thread in its own right.

- From the motto of ‘attack, attack, attack’, to ‘sack, sack, sack,’ Britain’s most famous club suffered an identity crisis post Ferguson.

This is a tale of Manchester United's turbulent decade without the Premier League title. It'll either make you laugh or cry, depending on your club allegiances.



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Get used to it
 
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"This week has been a good week my children. I was visited by a plastic scouser claiming he was the Mayor of Manchester and the cheeky bastard gave me a framed piece of shit. I asked him what it was. He told me it was a Manchester United football shirt. I told him to Fuck off! Who the fuck are Man United!?"
He's going straight to heaven.
 
Would this be happening if they didn’t concede 5 without reply to a mid table La Liga side?
Funny you should say that, there was no shows of discontent when they were on for the quad. Hope they get the game called off like last time as that worked out well for them when they basically handed Liverpool a top four spot and congested their fixtures prior to the Europa League Cup final, bunch of smacked arses, hope they get fucking smashed today.
 
The so called ‘hairdryer’ treatment is being used once again over at the swamp by the second coming that is ten Bob.
Now pretty much the same group that got rid of the chosen one, Maureen, touché turtle, Olly Golly and wreck it Ralph might start to get a tad miffed at his constant man management style of confrontation and public criticism. Could you imagine if they collectively started to down tools once more.

Oh how we would laugh.
 
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