Most annoying football cliche?

[GSW Blue]

Unsung hero

 

[mike1923]

‘He’s hit it too well’

‘It’s about results at this stage of the season’ … as opposed to the rest of the season?!

 

[mike1923]

Not a cliche but there's some annoying southern c*nt doing the punditry on Talksport now who keeps starting his sentences with "look".

Also can't stand when people also start sentences with "listen".

People who start sentences with ‘listen’ are used to not being listened to. Usually for good reason

 

[Winchester]

Anything Tyler says
Really, Anything

 

[MelbourneBlue]

When a player that's just lost the game says "...we go again.."

 

[frothy]

Favorite Left or Right foot?

 

[KS55]

…..by mutual consent…
The new strapline from Chelsea. Repeat, repeat.

 

[KS55]

We fight to the end. Oops, sorry @Eccles Blue.

 

[Eccles Blue]

We fight to the end. Oops, sorry @Eccles Blue.

*tut tut* I'll let you off. :-)

 

[Eccles Blue]

*tut tut* I'll let you off. :-)

In fact @KS55 I double let you off having read the back page headline of the Daily Express!! (Online only I add)

How dare they pinch our saying/song!!!!!

 

[mac]

After carragher says something he regularly follows his own statement with "it really is", which is weird, it really is.

He normally follows anything he says with a swill of saliva round his square jawed gob,sounds as well. Dirty vile scouse wanker.

 

[Koniec]

(insert team name) have set out their stall .

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

This means more

 

[Aguero_Element]

 

[Tourist since 1971]

‘They’ve defended really well and closed off all the space.’

Parked the fucking bus - boring twats.

 

[EddieR]

Pretty much anything to do with goalkeeping. "Shouldn't get beaten at your near post" and "should have done better" both spring to mind.

The latter, in particular, since it's said whenever a goalie gets their fingertips to a shit. In those cases they'd get less criticism if they made less of an effort to save it.

I did that frequently when I was a customs officer.

 

[Axel Freed]

“This is as good as anything you’ll see in the men’s game”

 

[EddieR]

Not a cliche but there's some annoying southern c*nt doing the punditry on Talksport now who keeps starting his sentences with "look".

Also can't stand when people also start sentences with "listen".

Most ubiquitous now is starting to answer a question with 'So..
Aghh!

 

[Txiki Txiki Bang Bang]

Every game is a final

 

[Magicpole]

“We are now entering the business end of the season” This irritates me, irrationally maybe, but the business starts the first game, or you’re business is fucked by this time.

The all time winner though is and I will take no dissenting.

As the ball whizzes past the post after great skill etc etc then a shot.

“He did everything right, but it just didn’t quite have the angle”

No he fucking didn’t you moronic ****, or he would have scored. He tried to score. Everything right is a goal. How did you get that job you fucking doss ****?

I shout that every time I hear that said. This season so far, I’ve had six outbursts.