Stupid little things that bug you

[Bill Walker]

An inverted flag was often used to signal distress.

Can imagine a few of @dronefromsector7G clientele knowing about that.

 

[BlueMoonday]

Mid way through doing a set on the weights and some woman asks how long I have left. Such shite gym etiquette, could have waited 20 seconds to ask me.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

People who stand in shops talking to their friends who work there. It’s a pet hate of mine so I always become very difficult. Today:

-Yes please, mate.
-I’m sorry? Are you talking to me?
-Come to the till, please.
-But you haven’t finished serving this gentleman yet.
-No, it’s ok.
-No it’s not. I’m not in the habit of pushing past people.
-He’s not being served.
-Is he going to get out of my way?
-Im sorry?
-I said, is your friend going to get out of my way?

Eventually the old bastard in his Harrington jacket does so but scowls. He was blocking the till.

I worked in retail as a teenager and our friends weren’t allowed to come in if they were just there to chat.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Things being Cheeky, as in grown men referring to having a beer as a cheeky pint

Was reminded as I’ve just read that someone on here had a cheeky bet , no you didn’t , you had a bet

Cheeky ****.

 

[Stoned Rose]

When people call the 23rd december christmas eve, eve. No its the 23rd december nobhead

When people call the 23rd december christmas eve, eve. No its the 23rd december nobhead

Knobheads who can’t spell.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Knobheads who can’t spell.

Why did you quote his post twice? Can’t you use a forum properly?

 

[bennyboy]

 

[balotellishaircut]

Why did you quote his post twice? Can’t you use a forum properly?

I think he was trying to tell him that he’d missed that K..

 

[Stoned Rose]

Why did you quote his post twice? Can’t you use a forum properly?

Wanted to make my point as forcefully as possible ;)

 

[Stoned Rose]

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Let’s be fair, would still smash.

 

[laserblue]

 

[Blue Mist]

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OK, look, it's Friday night, I've been to the pub. Posting a photo of some bloke on a thread called Wankers That Do My Swede in (or similar) is absolutely no use without a bit of background info.

 

[Barcon]

OK, look, it's Friday night, I've been to the pub. Posting a photo of some bloke on a thread called Wankers That Do My Swede in (or similar) is absolutely no use without a bit of background info.

Bloke?

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

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Top set lips photo look cock on, beauty.
Why fuck about making them look like the second photo? Dont get it me

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Fucking weather. Cricket called off again

 

[give it to gordon]

When on holiday or staying over somewhere why do they put white bed sheets on ?
Nightmare for skid marks

 

[Deleted member 77198]

People who think rain is bad weather. And especially when it’s described as ‘miserable’.

 

[staffsblue]

People who think rain is bad weather. And especially when it’s described as ‘miserable’.

There's no such thing as bad weather, just inappropriate clothing.

 

[Barcon]

When on holiday or staying over somewhere why do they put white bed sheets on ?
Nightmare for skid marks

Same goes for white towels in hotels. I stayed in a hotel for New Years eve in Montreal a few years ago.
Had a shower the next day. Dried myself off with a white towel and put a 16" bacon strip up the length of it from drying my arsehole.

 

[Deleted member 13905]

people who don't wipe their arses properly after having a shit.









especially when that person happens to be a woman on top of you,
going at it, sweating like billy-oh, hotel room or elsewhere...

if you suddenly smell the smell of shit it's too late,
gravity will already be moistening your sac with brown juice.