Stupid little things that bug you

[Barcon]

It's the only time I have heard of aggressive Canadians, maybe you are onto something. Knowing neither @Barcon nor his fair lady I will have to reserve judgement.

Well, if I would have found him after I jumped in my truck and drove around the neighbourhood I would have aggressively battered him senseless with a 4' Fat Max spirit level.
Then again, I'm not Canadian and that would be the Failsworth/Newton Heath in me ; )

 

[Barcon]

Hang on. All Canadians are nice, polite and helpful.

They only get aggressive when they meet Barcons wife.

When they see @Barcon they go full Putin.

She has that effect on people.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Well, if I would have found him after I jumped in my truck and drove around the neighbourhood I would have aggressively battered him senseless with a 4' Fat Max spirit level.
Then again, I'm not Canadian and that would be the Failsworth/Newton Heath in me ; )

As you should, can I judge you now?
In fact it's too late, using a Fat Max of any length is, whilst imaginative, a delicate (ish) instrument. I refuse to believe there are no better options available to a man such as yourself.

All joking aside, that can't have been very nice for your good lady wife, I am not a violent man but I would have sought out the perp(s) and given them quite the dressing down.

 

[Barcon]

As you should, can I judge you now?
In fact it's too late, using a Fat Max of any length is, whilst imaginative, a delicate (ish) instrument. I refuse to believe there are no better options available to a man such as yourself.

All joking aside, that can't have been very nice for your good lady wife, I am not a violent man but I would have sought out the perp(s) and given them quite the dressing down.

I had cleaned my truck out and just happened to have that level in the back. I would have gladly bent it over his melon as I have a nice set of Stabila levels in the house.
I really need to get a hockey stick.
The wife didn't seem to upset by the time she got home but she's a nice and thoughtful person and is only ever trying to be nice to others. It is for this reason that I would have mounted the kerb and run him over.

 

[DrBlueBob]

I had cleaned my truck out and just happened to have that level in the back. I would have gladly bent it over his melon as I have a nice set of Stabila levels in the house.
I really need to get a hockey stick.
The wife didn't seem to upset by the time she got home but she's a nice and thoughtful person and is only ever trying to be nice to others. It is for this reason that I would have mounted the kerb and run him over.

Quite right too. Whatever is at hand.

Takes all sorts to make a world, just that there are some kinds that we could all do without.

Glad your wife is ok.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

People who are incapable of closing doors when leaving restaurants and cafes.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

People on trains who speak very loudly on the phone when discussing work matters, just to try and impress other people that they are important.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

People on trains who speak very loudly on the phone when discussing work matters, just to try and impress other people that they are important.

 

[laserblue]

People on trains who speak very loudly on the phone when discussing work matters, just to try and impress other people that they are important.

I was once in a train carriage with an absolute knob who not only spoke very loudly on the phone but also gave his full credit card details over the phone at the same time.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

People who call me ‘Pal’.