Stupid little things that bug you

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

People who 'phone radio stations for a music request but spend 5 minutes waffling on about their day; about which nobody is the slightest interested or cares.

 

[Stephen230]

Seeing Burnley’s parade has just reminded me of something that annoys me at this time of every year.

T-shirts and flags with:

“We are Premier League” on them.

What sort of fucking nonsense is that? Doesn’t even make any sense.

 

[bluebc]

Joggers jogging in the road , you’re just a slightly quicker pedestrian , use the pavement !

 

[heslops barnet]

Drivers who want to pull out into mainstream traffic just sitting with indicators on…..should only indicate when it’s clear to pull out…….mirror, signal & manoeuvre when clear

 

[Koniec]

Joggers jogging in the road , you’re just a slightly quicker pedestrian , use the pavement !

Na they can get off the pavement too; don’t enjoy sweaty folk puffing and panting past me. Go to a running track.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Drivers who want to pull out into mainstream traffic just sitting with indicators on…..should only indicate when it’s clear to pull out…….mirror, signal & manoeuvre when clear

If I’ve read you correctly mate, then I disagree, indicators are to warn other road users in advance of what you’re intending to do, and that doesn’t mean at the instance you begin to make that manoeuvre.

 

[MichaelBBack]

Carvajal.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Drivers who want to pull out into mainstream traffic just sitting with indicators on…..should only indicate when it’s clear to pull out…….mirror, signal & manoeuvre when clear

It’s to warn of your intention so everyone knows what you want to do. What would be the point of indicating only once you’ve started to turn? Bizarre.

 

[heslops barnet]

It’s to warn of your intention so everyone knows what you want to do. What would be the point of indicating only once you’ve started to turn? Bizarre.

Wait until your exit is clear

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Wait until your exit is clear

I bet you sit in the middle lane on motorways when there’s nothing in the inside lane dont you.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Na they can get off the pavement too; don’t enjoy sweaty folk puffing and panting past me. Go to a running track.

Better stiil, buy a fuckin' treadmill and stay home!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I bet you sit in the middle lane on motorways when there’s nothing in the inside lane dont you.

He does, he's been in front of me thousands of times, fuckin' cruise control set at 59!

 

[bennyboy]

I knew someone who had a glass table for a certain purpose…..

An oldie but goldie.
The first version I heard was a mate with a Pyrex dish.Way back in the 70's.
Was then known as Paddy Pyrex

 

[heslops barnet]

I bet you sit in the middle lane on motorways when there’s nothing in the inside lane dont you.

Outside

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Quiz shows showing you what the answer is. I could put the kettle on and have sex by the time they show you.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

It’s to warn of your intention so everyone knows what you want to do. What would be the point of indicating only once you’ve started to turn? Bizarre.

Can you have a word with my wife....

 

[ray21]

Politicians who visit hospitals or factories and walkabout with their shirt sleeves rolled up as though they have done a full shift there.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Politicians who visit hospitals or factories and walkabout with their shirt sleeves rolled up as though they have done a full shift there.

In this case they're obliged to do so for clinical hygiene reasons, but the tucking the tie in is daft. Take it off in the car and put it back on afterwards.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

People who don't know how to behave on public transport. Playing music through speakers not headphones, stupid people who have the message received audio loud on for WhatsApp and then are engrossed in a chat (you don't need the prompt at that point, turn it off).

Just caught some guy scrolling grindr and looking at dick pics and he's had hands down his pants at one point.

 

[doots]

People who don't know how to behave on public transport. Playing music through speakers not headphones, stupid people who have the message received audio loud on for WhatsApp and then are engrossed in a chat (you don't need the prompt at that point, turn it off).

Just caught some guy scrolling grindr and looking at dick pics and he's had hands down his pants at one point.

Ha,serves ya right you nosey fucker