Media thread 2022/23

[danielwood5]

It's here: https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2023/may/08/manchester-city-ownership-qatar-abu-dhabi

That reads like an article that was three times longer originally then a semi literate gibbon decided to edit the entire piece to make it fit within the few paragraphs it was given.

 

[Vic]

interesting. How do you prepare for an interview like that mate? Do you go the politicians route of having a few key phrases and use them irrespective of the question or is it all free format?

I was once interviewed by an Irish radio station when we were just starting to look at big name signings. I said I'd already got a song for if we bought Kaka. They made me sing it....

So you've come all this far
Just to see out new star
So now fill up your car for Kaka

("The Sting" tune...)

You can always practise with Cheesy!

 

[madloaf]

Over at the BT studio the commentary team and pundits begin their research:

 

[imrebanana]

Over at the BT studio the commentary team and pundits begin their research:

Looking forward to BT’s tour of the Madrid trophy room to see if it compares with Bayern’s. A team we beat comfortably.

 

[KS55]

1. For the chair they wanted someone very well versed in football finance. He's an Arsenal fan. Is there anyone out there who understands football finance who would come to the matter with no previous affiliation, or prejudicial interest?

Maybe his advice is already that he may need to recuse himself if the first legal question is whether it is right to go fishing for malpractice at one club based on criminally-leaked emails unless all other clubs were subject to the same scrutiny.

That would be an evidentiary matter for the tribunal.

 

[Kinkys Left Foot]

Nice to see the British Broadcast Media getting behind the only English team left in the competition.
That **** Jordan has just stated live on air that he hopes we get smashed and knocked out by Madrid and lose the league to Arsenal.
Fuck him the utter ****.

 

[laserblue]

There used to be an Optician in Monton called D. Igoe.

Back in the 60s and 70s there was a dentist in Chorlton called Frankenstein. (Yes, really).

 

[why me? Blue Manchester]

Are we playing tonight by any chance?

 

[Danny Hoekman]

Back in the 60s and 70s there was a dentist in Chorlton called Frankenstein. (Yes, really).

My dentist was called Mr Payne.

 

[hammocity]

Didn’t Mick McCarthy change all 11 players for a game at the swamp? I don’t remember the blames being laid at United’s door..

Baconface had form for playing weakened teams as well. After having the title wrapped up in 2001 he fielded a very under strength team against Derby and got beaten 1-0, his close pal was Jim Smith and they were both laughing after the game.

Also the rags played weakened teams against West Ham in the final day of the a season where they had won the league, that condemned Sheff United to relegation. The same thing happened when WBA avoided the drop by getting a draw against the rags who had won the league, WBA’s manager, a certain Bryan Robson.

 

[hammocity]

My dentist was called Mr Payne.

In Ashton?

 

[Vic]

That would be an evidentiary matter for the tribunal.

Are you sure it wouldn't be an ecumenical matter?

 

[Academica]

Nice to see the British Broadcast Media getting behind the only English team left in the competition.
That **** Jordan has just stated live on air that he hopes we get smashed and knocked out by Madrid and lose the league to Arsenal.
Fuck him the utter ****.

Made the mistake of flicking talk shite on, Jordan the only thing English about City is the location, they only have two English players for a start. He really does talk crap, but no one ever seems to correct him.

 

[Danny Hoekman]

In Ashton?

Yes, the bottom part of Mossley Road. We lived there for a couple of years when I was at primary school early/mid 70's.

 

[Blue Mist]

Baconface had form for playing weakened teams as well. After having the title wrapped up in 2001 he fielded a very under strength team against Derby and got beaten 1-0, his close pal was Jim Smith and they were both laughing after the game.

Also the rags played weakened teams against West Ham in the final day of the a season where they had won the league, that condemned Sheff United to relegation. The same thing happened when WBA avoided the drop by getting a draw against the rags who had won the league, WBA’s manager, a certain Bryan Robson.

A leopard never changes its spots. The rags played a weakened team back in 2001 and they are still doing it to this day.


Hell I'm funny.

 

[hammocity]

Yes, the bottom part of Mossley Road. We lived there for a couple of years when I was at primary school early/mid 70's.

I had the same dentist and probably School, the Parochial just a few hundred yards down from the dentist! (Apologies going off topic).

 

[hammocity]

A leopard never changes its spots. The rags played a weakened team back in 2001 and they are still doing it to this day.


Hell I'm funny.

Made me laugh anyway

As an aside Pep has more integrity in his little toe than Ferguson ever had, he had a proper free ride, virtually criticism free.

 

[77lost by a point]

Made the mistake of flicking talk shite on, Jordan the only thing English about City is the location, they only have two English players for a start. He really does talk crap, but no one ever seems to correct him.

3/10 Jordan! you must do better, your maths is atrocious see me after class.

 

[madloaf]

Made the mistake of flicking talk shite on, Jordan the only thing English about City is the location, they only have two English players for a start. He really does talk crap, but no one ever seems to correct him.

1. Courtois
2. Carvajal
3. E. Militão
4. Alaba
8. Kroos
9. Benzema
12. Camavinga
15. Valverde
18. Tchouameni
20. Vini Jr.
21. Rodrygo.

Look at all the Spanish players. I assume he said this for balance. No? Shocked. Liverpool had 2 at the weekend. United had 3. Arsenal 3.

The guy's a fucking stupid **** pretending to be smart which makes him even more of a stupid ****.

 

[Blue Mist]

Made me laugh anyway

As an aside Pep has more integrity in his little toe than Ferguson ever had, he had a proper free ride, virtually criticism free.

Yep, people forget how he acted, like recalling all the loan players Preston had because they had sacked his useless wife beating son.