United Thread - 2022/23

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These cnuts have turned more corners this season than the maze at the Overlook Hotel...

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Stolen from BookFace

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Phil Jones, the man with the best job in the world?
In July 2011, he signed a contract with Manchester United and was managed by Ferguson, Moyes, Louis Van Gaal, Giggs, Mourinho, Solskjaer, Carrick, Ralf and Ten Hag.
In that time, he played an average of 18 games per season to this day and was NEVER loaned out or sold.
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He gets injured in every transfer window and has now been injured 23 times! in total, so far in his career.
And a special detail: the club is about to renew his contract, with which he earns £4.5 million per year, without doing anything.
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Must be due a testimonial soon?
 
It would be great if they dumped De Gea and got Pickford who not only is mentally challenged he insists on diving underneath shots or even the wrong way. Two of our goals yesterday were assisted by comedic goalkeeping
If we sell Pickford to the rags then that’s our chances of going/staying up screwed. He might be an idiot but he’s still one of our better players.
 
Exciting times for the rags, according to the BBC gossip page they're "back in the race for Rabiot". I assume that's a race to the bottom, unless Ten Bob fancies his mum.
 
Exciting times for the rags, according to the BBC gossip page they're "back in the race for Rabiot". I assume that's a race to the bottom, unless Ten Bob fancies his mum.
Without fail if the rags have had a negative result ( not Saturday obviously)or hahaha a rival has had a huge positive result the media immediately have positive articles linking them with all and sundry ..
 
Their GD is +10; a whole 51 less than ours.

The fact that they have scraped so many of their wins by the odd goal this season shows how 'lucky' they are to be in the position they are in. Without Atwell & Co's assistance in the Derby, they'd be 3 points worse off and we'd be champions already, but they've had way more help than that. These clowns would be relegation fodder this season without PiGMOL/PL assistance.
 
Exciting times for the rags, according to the BBC gossip page they're "back in the race for Rabiot". I assume that's a race to the bottom, unless Ten Bob fancies his mum.
I love how much they believe rumours, mate of mine insists the takeover is done (links from TikTok), Osimhen is on his way, they're in for Bellingham, Rice, Caicedo & Macallister, may aswell give em next seasons trophy now
 
I love how much they believe rumours, mate of mine insists the takeover is done (links from TikTok), Osimhen is on his way, they're in for Bellingham, Rice, Caicedo & Macallister, may aswell give em next seasons trophy now
Even if he was right and they got all them they'd still finish 6th.
 
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