United Thread - 2022/23

[remember arthur mann]

I see they've lost interest in football again.

rag shirts were on show Sunday morning though.
Goldbridge sounded destroyed on his vlog yesterday, suppose he'll bring the Glazers having no respect for rag fan's mental health.

Anyhow, we'll done to Chelsea womens team.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

These cnuts have turned more corners this season than the maze at the Overlook Hotel...

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Urgghh - just went in that cesspit cafe thingy. An alternative reality for the brainwashed, deluded and thick. Wow to think we must work and mix with amoeba like that.
Off for a delouse.

 

[bakerdave76]

These cnuts have turned more corners this season than the maze at the Overlook Hotel...

Or jacks tie ..

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Stolen from BookFace

Phil Jones, the man with the best job in the world?
In July 2011, he signed a contract with Manchester United and was managed by Ferguson, Moyes, Louis Van Gaal, Giggs, Mourinho, Solskjaer, Carrick, Ralf and Ten Hag.
In that time, he played an average of 18 games per season to this day and was NEVER loaned out or sold.

He gets injured in every transfer window and has now been injured 23 times! in total, so far in his career.
And a special detail: the club is about to renew his contract, with which he earns £4.5 million per year, without doing anything.

Must be due a testimonial soon?

 

[JASR]

Must be due a testimonial soon?

I think he’s forgoing it.
Which shows he does have some nouse, (not just on taking a huge wage for that long), the amount of fans that would turn up would be a further embarrassment to him and the club.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Urgghh - just went in that cesspit cafe thingy. An alternative reality for the brainwashed, deluded and thick. Wow to think we must work and mix with amoeba like that.
Off for a delouse.

C'mon, give 'em a bit of slack, they think David Silva is Trafford bound - still!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Must be due a testimonial soon?

I think he won't want to be inviting Sergio - unless he's on his team!

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

It would be great if they dumped De Gea and got Pickford who not only is mentally challenged he insists on diving underneath shots or even the wrong way. Two of our goals yesterday were assisted by comedic goalkeeping

If we sell Pickford to the rags then that’s our chances of going/staying up screwed. He might be an idiot but he’s still one of our better players.

 

[jrb]

United fans looking at the gap.

 

[lancs blue]

Exciting times for the rags, according to the BBC gossip page they're "back in the race for Rabiot". I assume that's a race to the bottom, unless Ten Bob fancies his mum.

 

[crazyg]

C'mon, give 'em a bit of slack, they think David Silva is Trafford bound - still!

Just like Wesley Schneijder.

 

[deano ou812]

Exciting times for the rags, according to the BBC gossip page they're "back in the race for Rabiot". I assume that's a race to the bottom, unless Ten Bob fancies his mum.

Without fail if the rags have had a negative result ( not Saturday obviously)or hahaha a rival has had a huge positive result the media immediately have positive articles linking them with all and sundry ..

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Their GD is +10; a whole 51 less than ours.

The fact that they have scraped so many of their wins by the odd goal this season shows how 'lucky' they are to be in the position they are in. Without Atwell & Co's assistance in the Derby, they'd be 3 points worse off and we'd be champions already, but they've had way more help than that. These clowns would be relegation fodder this season without PiGMOL/PL assistance.

 

[Silvas Left Peg]

Exciting times for the rags, according to the BBC gossip page they're "back in the race for Rabiot". I assume that's a race to the bottom, unless Ten Bob fancies his mum.

I love how much they believe rumours, mate of mine insists the takeover is done (links from TikTok), Osimhen is on his way, they're in for Bellingham, Rice, Caicedo & Macallister, may aswell give em next seasons trophy now

 

[aguero93:20]

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Vardy back on the meth again? Explains the dip in performances this season.

 

[Vienna_70]

United fans looking at the gap.

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We’ve been on that.

It’s absolutely amazing.

 

[flook]

Must be due a testimonial soon?

I believe he turned one down a couple of years ago, some rag did anyway, think it was him

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Nobody has posted that United are still pretty shit and that they're cunts for at least half an hour.
You're welcome.

 

[Blue Mist]

I love how much they believe rumours, mate of mine insists the takeover is done (links from TikTok), Osimhen is on his way, they're in for Bellingham, Rice, Caicedo & Macallister, may aswell give em next seasons trophy now

Even if he was right and they got all them they'd still finish 6th.