United Thread - 2022/23

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Or jacks tie ..View attachment 79165

Our settee as a kid was made out of that stuff!

 

[give it to gordon]

Our settee as a kid was made out of that stuff!

Posh

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Posh

It was quite nylony - somewhat rough, and reminded me of a very bobbled jumper.

Resurfaced in the staff room of my Junior school, if I recall.

 

[Pontypool Blue]

Must be due a testimonial soon?

Ha Ha the only player ever to stay on the bench for his own testimonial!

 

[Nellies left peg]

If we sell Pickford to the rags then that’s our chances of going/staying up screwed. He might be an idiot but he’s still one of our better players.

A sad indictment of the state of the club in my opinion, he hasn’t the temperament to be relied on

 

[N1985]

A sad indictment of the state of the club in my opinion, he hasn’t the temperament to be relied on

And he's actually pretty shite.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

You know that saying about one eyed men being kings? That.

See also: James Ward-Prowse.

 

[BongoBlue]

We’ve been on that.

It’s absolutely amazing.

Me too. It truly is a wonderful place. Also flew over and into the canyon in a helicopter which was just incredible.

Sorry; off topic.

SCUM!

;)

 

[aguero93:20]

United fans looking at the gap.

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Wonder would you be allowed basejump off that?

 

[abu13]

Their GD is +10; a whole 51 less than ours.

The fact that they have scraped so many of their wins by the odd goal this season shows how 'lucky' they are to be in the position they are in. Without Atwell & Co's assistance in the Derby, they'd be 3 points worse off and we'd be champions already, but they've had way more help than that. These clowns would be relegation fodder this season without PiGMOL/PL assistance.

To be fair 51 sounds a lot worse than it actually is, it basically just the amount of goals one of our players has scored this season.

 

[abu13]

See that the Rags are bleating again about how us potentially winning our 5th title in 6 years is killing the game, Actually a couple of threads on the CAF discussing it. Of course it wasnt an issue when they won 7 titles in 9 years including a spell of 5 titles in 6 years as well.




I know, it's going back too far so it's not really comparable, so how about when they won 5 titles in 7 years and it it hadn't been for Agueroooooooooo it would have been 6 in 7 years.


Bollox to them, keep our foot on their throats and love every last minute of it.

 

[Protein Junkie]

I see they've lost interest in football again.

People lose interest in football the exact moment they choose the Rags as their team.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Any update from the swamp on the takeover today?
Any new deadlines?
Who’s incoming in the summer player wise?
Has the scaffolding been painted yet?
Other than neville and that Portuguese rat how’s the vermin infestation?
Has Bobby got any spares for the cup final?
Who’s parking in the gpc spot?
Not that arsed really just glad to be Blue.
SCUM.

As you were Blues.
CTID

 

[KearsleyBlue]

If we sell Pickford to the rags then that’s our chances of going/staying up screwed. He might be an idiot but he’s still one of our better players.

Nah sorry but he's awful.

 

[Vienna_70]

If we sell Pickford to the rags then that’s our chances of going/staying up screwed. He might be an idiot but he’s still one of our better players.

There’s no chance the rags will buy him.

He’s not Dutch!

 

[give it to gordon]

If we sell Pickford to the rags then that’s our chances of going/staying up screwed. He might be an idiot but he’s still one of our better players.

Pickford isnt a premier league keeper. I have watched our goals back a few times now, I cant stop laughing at the way Pickford dives

 

[MikeF]

Pickford isnt a premier league keeper. I have watched our goals back a few times now, I cant stop laughing at the way Pickford dives

He’s a tad theatrical which is even better when the ball is already nestling in the net. Got a touch of ‘It’s a knockout!’

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Nah sorry but he's awful.

Have you seen the rest of the Everton squad?

 

[chedinho]

I kinda like Phil Jones. :-)

Jounes ;)

 

[richardtheref]

Pickford isnt a premier league keeper. I have watched our goals back a few times now, I cant stop laughing at the way Pickford dives

I watched MOTD2 this morning and kept rewinding to watch these dives again. Comedy gold