United Thread - 2023/24

[manclad]

The most irrelevant team in the league.

Utter embarrassing on & off the pitch.

At least they have history.

Long live the glaziers

H.U.L.G.

 

[deegee33]

someone with more skills than me should photoshop an opentop bus driving past with mickey mouse cup on it

How about a 10 year old pulling a wagon with the coveted carabeo cup.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Will soon be an announcement that they have signed Eni Oluko as their Press Officer

She’s perfect rag material, thick as shite and twice as dense, a legend in her own mind and knows less than a reed warblers minge about football…!!!

 

[JASR]

There's not much difference, so it's hard to tell.

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The ratio of stewards/police to fans on the bottom photo, is in stark contrast to the vast swathes of City fans at the parade this year... there were hardly any stewards/police (from memory) walking with the coaches (plural!) nor any riot vans following behind (?). Surely they didn't expect the bus to get rushed by 1958 people?

also calling photoshop @Coatigan to the thread, surely you can combine these 2 pics to have the coach/stewards going past the megastore?

 

[abu13]

At the risk of sounding facetious, how do you burn through £47.5m in cash in 9 months?

is it the footballl equivalent of the petty cash tin? where we might buy a new kettle for the canteen and take £40 from petty cash, do they just keep buying shit players with theirs?

30 thousand bucket hats don't come cheap.

 

[Blue Til Death]

TBF to the BBC they do take the piss.

This is little comfort to the three dozen fans who showed up to protest.

Absolutely brilliant that!!!

20 of that three dozen were security guards, the rest were….

 

[chesterbells]

She’s perfect rag material, thick a shite and twice as dense, a legend in her own mind and knows less than a reed warblers minge about football…!!!

I still would.

 

[Blue Til Death]

I still would.

 

[34yearsandstillgoingstrong]

145k are touts

That ragLickspittle Stone being positively in Pravda mode re. The rags latest accounts : "set for record revenues of £640M" 2019 revenues were £627M. Allowing for inflation they're declining. "Waiting list for season tickets now stands at 146,000" A good mate of mine was an OT season ticket holder until 2012 ; every close season since then, he is chased by OT sales types who try to persuade him to come back as a season ticket holder! If you read the accounts , MU "boast" about freezing season ticket prices for yet another year. ( I wonder why ? When there's supposed to be this waiting list ) Looking at their latest quarterly(s) : as at 31/3/23..... 1Yr + Liabilities £676M ( 31/3/22 - £586M) Current Liabilities £568M ( 31/3/22 - £458M) Realisable Assets £130M ( 31/3/22 - £160M ) Let's say Net Debt of £1,114M ( 31/3/22 --£884M ) Not looking good methinks for ManU blowing City and Arsenal "out of the water" in their proposed ( cash + maguire ) bid for Declan Rice. Though I suppose that depends on what value you place on Maguire!

 

[Vienna_70]

They can't possibly think they are in a position to get to 90+ points next season?
I know one sensible one (brother-in-law) he says they are 9-11 world class players away from challenging us and admits that this is not going to happen overnight if at all.

Blimey!

A realistic rag; that’s a fucking rarity.

Perhaps you should have him stuffed.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

At the risk of sounding facetious, how do you burn through £47.5m in cash in 9 months?

is it the footballl equivalent of the petty cash tin? where we might buy a new kettle for the canteen and take £40 from petty cash, do they just keep buying shit players with theirs?

It's simple. Their operating expenses are more than their revenue. It's like you or me earning £2.5k a month and spending 3k. And that's before they spend any money on players.

 

[Gordyola]

They have had nothing to be arrogant about for a number of years, but it hasn't stopped the bulk of their " supporters " believing that they are god's gift to football. And their cronies ie ex-players and hangers on still believe they deserve to be adored - mainly due to the arse licking media whores.

The whole club is arrogant and deluded .

But this is manU! it’s Manchester United!

 

[LongsightM13]

It's only going to get worse for them.

They've never had to develop gallows humour like we have.

It's going to kill them.

Living our lives in reverse. Without the character building decades

 

[Gordyola]

If he was still in contract, it'd be like constructive dismissal.

Manchester United withdrew contract offer AFTER David De Gea signed new deal

A shocking development at Old Trafford.

metro.co.uk

Surely if he’s signed the contract he’s can sue them for breach

 

[Zubrman]

Surely if he’s signed the contract he’s can sue them for breach

Perhaps it isn't a contract until both parties have signed.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Perhaps it isn't a contract until both parties have signed.

Probably this, but it's a sly way to do business, suppose he won't get a statue neither.

 

[remember arthur mann]

They can't possibly think they are in a position to get to 90+ points next season?
I know one sensible one (brother-in-law) he says they are 9-11 world class players away from challenging us and admits that this is not going to happen overnight if at all.

It's OK getting the ingredients but a different thing getting a decent chef with the right mix.

 

[blumanchu]

Commentator says " Farewell to old Trafford"

Apart from Law and Gundog,has any other City player scored their last ever 1st team goal for us against utd..?
Mick McCarthy in 86/87. .

Any others?

Kavalashvilli ?

 

[Vienna_70]

Kavalashvilli ?

That was his first game; not his last.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

But this is manU! it’s Manchester United!

That is exactly the type of comment that their accolytes still come out with - as though they have a god given right to be reverred and worshipped whilst ignoring the fact that the fucking dump and everything connected is literally crumbling in front of their eyes.

Arrogance coupled with delusion .