Cricket Thread

The Stockport Iniesta said:
A bit stupid from Bairstow, seriously just keep your bat in the crease for a couple of seconds, and look behind you before going for a wander. That doesn't excuse the aussies though for running a bloke out who wasn't looking for a run or didn't over balance and stumble out of his crease. They are without doubt the worst cricket team when it comes to pushing the boundaries of what is acceptable on a cricket field, they will attempt to cheat time after time and show no shame after.
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They are nowhere near the worst.
They’ve never refused to come out of the pavilion because a decision went against them…
 
give it to gordon said:
I dont get all this moaning about the Aussies.
I watch football and see footballers faking injuries, diving, time wasting, trying to get opponents sent off etc. No big fuss from the press/media about that.

From what I saw the batsman was a knobhead for just walking out of his cross.
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Totally different
 
The fact that a couple of the normally impeccably behaved MCC Members felt it necessary to have a go at the Aussies should beg the question 'Why ?'.
Time to look in the mirror, for once, and admit that whilst within the rules it was very much underhand. They won't, of course.
 
ancoats said:
We will never learn, Moeen Ail is not a spinner just a part-time one that give it up and then took a call to come back only to bowling with finger problems and could not bowl properly, Jimmy Anderson and Robinson's bowling speeds are not good enough, Even Broad is down to around 80mph, again not going to hurt the Aussies unless it's doing bananas in the air,

Test cricket and Ashes test cricket are two different sports, You have to win at all costs, Even getting in the faces and winding them up, you have to upset the apple cart, England has been far too nice and now they took the piss,

If it does not hurt enough losing today then pack up and give them the whitewash, FUCK ME even a couple of the MCC members shown some balls to face up to the Aussie in the long room and call them out,
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We might not need a spinner at Headingley, but we will at O.T and the Oval, Moeen isn't going to bowl a side out on day 4 or 5. Also need genuine pace in the last 2 tests as well, as both are usually good to bat on, fuck knows who though as all the quicks are injured.
 
BillCarlisle said:
The fact that a couple of the normally impeccably behaved MCC Members felt it necessary to have a go at the Aussies should beg the question 'Why ?'.
Time to look in the mirror, for once, and admit that whilst within the rules it was very much underhand. They won't, of course.
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Underhand…don’t go there , that was banned after the Aussies bowled under arm to stop New Zealand who needed a four to win off the last ball of the innings
 
ancoats said:
We will never learn, Moeen Ail is not a spinner just a part-time one that give it up and then took a call to come back only to bowling with finger problems and could not bowl properly, Jimmy Anderson and Robinson's bowling speeds are not good enough, Even Broad is down to around 80mph, again not going to hurt the Aussies unless it's doing bananas in the air,
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I suspected that the closer they got today, the fewer changes they would make, and they posted the squad quite quickly after the day's play, suggesting that they had little intention of bringing players in from outside the squad. As Boycott said in the interview posted, a wicket that has lateral movement might help England's bowlers, but there's no guarantee that their batsmen will score the necessary 450 if they bat first on it. It's an all-or-nothing Test.
 
Corky said:
After the Duckett catch was overturned everything was fair game.

Bairstow was stupid and completely invited it on himself, why start the walk the instant it hits the 'keepers gloves? Amateur hour.
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And not at least glance over his shoulder, had he done that he'd have seen that Carey had thrown the ball at the stumps, and he wouldn't have been out.
 
BillCarlisle said:
The fact that a couple of the normally impeccably behaved MCC Members felt it necessary to have a go at the Aussies should beg the question 'Why ?'.
Time to look in the mirror, for once, and admit that whilst within the rules it was very much underhand. They won't, of course.
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Folk with bollocks in UK society just isn’t allowed today . Meanwhile the UK is doing fucking appallingly and nobody is kicking off ?????
 
CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor said:
Literally mate. This is why we are a laughing stock to the world. The place and anything of worth within it is run by soft posh twats who roll over and have their belly tickled if it means they can signal some virtue or other.

That fat fucker should've got a clip in there for mouthing off at fans, or at least told he's not a proper Aussie. The shite our players have received over the years down under, but it's okay as it's passed off as 'ooooo those Aussies love to sledge, don't they?'. Shitbag nation built on the dregs of society from anywhere else.
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Have some friends who took a once in a lifetime trip to follow England on an ashes tour in australia a few years ago & they were astonished at how bad the aussie crowd treated the England players and fans.
They witnessed aussie fans agressively abusing the England fans constantly and saw England fans being assaulted at every match, including the warm up & tour games.
Without exception, the local police didn’t help & literally told any England supporters to fuck off when they tried to report any incidents.
What should have been a dream trip became a total nightmare and it has permanently soured their views about aussies.
Speaking for myself, I have met many many aussies in my professional & personal life and they have all been, without question, cunts.
 
Manc baggie said:
Have some friends who took a once in a lifetime trip to follow England on an ashes tour in australia a few years ago & they were astonished at how bad the aussie crowd treated the England players and fans.
They witnessed aussie fans agressively abusing the England fans constantly and saw England fans being assaulted at every match, including the warm up & tour games.
Without exception, the local police didn’t help & literally told any England supporters to fuck off when they tried to report any incidents.
What should have been a dream trip became a total nightmare and it has permanently soured their views about aussies.
Speaking for myself, I have met many many aussies in my professional & personal life and they have all been, without question, cunts.
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Can fully believe that,something I thought about in the past,I mean every country has its cunts,none more so than ours,but them idiots are that far away nobody gives a fuck about them until it’s cricket time,all they have to look forward to as a competitor so to speak
 
denislawsbackheel said:
They are nowhere near the worst.
They’ve never refused to come out of the pavilion because a decision went against them…
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Pakistan were accused of ball tampering which they denied, the ball was changed. Darrell Hair had a lot of problems with Asian players over the years if you remember? He always seemed to court controversy with Asian teams and players. Doesn't excuse what they did but Australia cheat pretty much every series they are in. The cunts even invented sledging, which is a nice term for unacceptable verbal abuse.
 
Manc baggie said:
Have some friends who took a once in a lifetime trip to follow England on an ashes tour in australia a few years ago & they were astonished at how bad the aussie crowd treated the England players and fans.
They witnessed aussie fans agressively abusing the England fans constantly and saw England fans being assaulted at every match, including the warm up & tour games.
Without exception, the local police didn’t help & literally told any England supporters to fuck off when they tried to report any incidents.
What should have been a dream trip became a total nightmare and it has permanently soured their views about aussies.
Speaking for myself, I have met many many aussies in my professional & personal life and they have all been, without question, cunts.
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That's real Aussies for you mate. We often meet the moneyed ones on their travels. It's a rough as fuck place and none of their "banter" towards us is actually banter like you sometimes get with the yanks and Canadians. They hate us and we hate them, it's what it is.
 
The worst thing they witnessed was an elderly England fan getting verbals from the pissed up aussies who were sat around him in the stands.
They got no reaction from the elderly guy, so they poured beer over him & when he then told them to stop, a few of them took offence and proceded to knock fuck out the poor old guy, who was literally knocked out & was taken out of the ground by ambulance.
The police when they got involved, just laughed & told the complaining England fans to “fuck off back to England”
 
give it to gordon said:
I dont get all this moaning about the Aussies.
I watch football and see footballers faking injuries, diving, time wasting, trying to get opponents sent off etc. No big fuss from the press/media about that.

From what I saw the batsman was a knobhead for just walking out of his cross.
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Because they're a horrible breed to be defeated by. Cheating, shit supporters, terrible losers and have a doctorate in sledging yet sulk at getting a bit back.

I was in Australia when they hammered us 5-0 in the 2013/14 Ashes. I remember being with the Barmy Army at the MCG and we were all loud and proud. Some Aussie took exception to the atmosphere and got up and shouted 'what are you all doing here????.... you're 3 nil down.... fuck off home!!!!'. Ermm..... because we support our side even if they aren't winning you stupid twat. Sums them up really.
 
Andrew Strauss sums up the state of cricket ...

To accused the fans of being not the normal lot ... wow ...

Cricket played by and run by a bunch of old public school boys all playing soggy biscuit .....

Local every day lads have very little chance of playing County/ Test cricket
 
waspish said:
Morgan is shite commentator as is Strauss and only ever comes on when begging for money and then takes the piss out of the people who donated to a very good cause..
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Agree 100 per cent ...

Strauss is a smug little man , happy to accept the working class money for the charity but doesn't want the great unwashed at cricket...

Another Private School bellend walking round with his nose in the air

And before anyone starts I lost my sister to cancer at 21... it sucks he lost his wife too but doesn't make him a nice bloke

Wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire
 
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