Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[waspish]

Shoestring klopp does it again.

I’d like someone to ask Klopp

“how do you do it on a shoestring!?” “When you see Arsenal spending 105m on a player”

Just to see his reaction[emoji16][emoji2][emoji23] knowing him he probably say it’s hard!

Then they should say “you’ve spent 800m while you been Liverpool manager is that on a shoestring?!”

His face will be>>

 

[handsofstone]

These will be our toughest opponents this season

Would annoy me if Lavia joins them, feel like he's got the world at his feet and will be a star one day

 

[jrb]

These will be our toughest opponents this season

Would annoy me if Lavia joins them, feel like he's got the world at his feet and will be a star one day

They can only play 11 players at a time. We have 11 better players. Yes, they will be.

 

[tommy116]

After all the cash these scumbags have spent this and last season they should be well up challenging, no excuses. Alot of pressure on them and a few early dodgey results may see Bingo go sooner than expected.

 

[Ric]

Their 3-3 at Palace in 2014 is on Sky Prem Classics now for anyone who wants to Bert as hard as me tonight.

This video still makes me laugh:

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

I think they were really after additional investment, rather than a sale, whatever they said. But they never speak straight. Presumably still looking.

Both of them stating it at the same time says that they were trying to put pressure on elements of the league.

I wonder what that pressure was.?

 

[jonah62]

Don’t get within 5 yards of any scouse ****, when he trying to pronounce Szoboszlai, you’ll get plastered in Phlegm.
Cunts

 

[cheekybids]

Haaland - 56 goals 7 assists

Read this and compare how this lad who is "better" than him is

Dominik Szoboszlai: How will Liverpool's £60m signing from Leipzig do at Liverpool?

Liverpool complete the £60m signing of Hungarian midfielder Dominik Szoboszlai from Leipzig - so where might he fit in?

www.bbc.co.uk

He scored 42 goals and made 45 assists in 125 games for Salzburg and their second-tier reserve team Liefering, before joining Leipzig in January 2021.

Stat padding by including goals scored in the Austrian reserve league.

Ffs lol ……..

 

[LGWIO]

I'm not getting my hopes up as yet...could be the next Istvan Kozma!

 

[jrb]

I'm not getting my hopes up as yet...could be the next Istvan Kozma!

He isn’t Ferenc Puskás, that’s for sure.

 

[bluenova]

I’d like someone to ask Klopp

“how do you do it on a shoestring!?” “When you see Arsenal spending 105m on a player”

Just to see his reaction[emoji16][emoji2][emoji23] knowing him he probably say it’s hard!

Then they should say “you’ve spent 800m while you been Liverpool manager is that on a shoestring?!”

His face will be>>

He'll say the same as every time...

"You know what it's like guys..."...suck in some air between his teeth, or maybe a sigh, then..."blah blah bullshit bullshit"

 

[Henri Regnault]

One more mediocre EL-qualifying season for them (or lower!) will really hurt them, Szoboszlai and Mac Allister are big business for FSG. If they can't make any large sales because their squad is performing mid table they won't be inclined to invest big and will hopefully lose Klopp's interest.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Their 3-3 at Palace in 2014 is on Sky Prem Classics now for anyone who wants to Bert as hard as me tonight.

This video still makes me laugh:

I was with friends in Robinsons brewery bar watching that match at the time it was happening.
Absolutely unbelieeeeevable!!
Haha.

 

[Ric]

I was with friends in Robinsons brewery bar watching that match at the time it was happening.
Absolutely unbelieeeeevable!!
Haha.

Don’t think I realised just how late they actually left it. Palace only made it 3-1 in the 79th minute.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Certainly won’t miss commentators calling him “Bobby”

There’s always a “Hendo” and “Trent” though.

At least “Milly” has been fucked off to the glue factory.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Banter about their shite season to one side, I think they'll be our closest challenger this season over Arsenal or United (lol).

 

[richards30]

Not gonna lie, replace Fabinho in there with a younger DM and that is a dangerous side?

 

[KearsleyBlue]

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Not gonna lie, replace Fabinho in there with a younger DM and that is a dangerous side?

Same shite defence though. If they're conceding 4 vs bottom of the table teams they won't be up there.

 

[richards30]

Same shite defence though. If they're conceding 4 vs bottom of the table teams they won't be up there.

Hope so! lol

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

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Not gonna lie, replace Fabinho in there with a younger DM and that is a dangerous side?

Still got Andy carrolls sister upfront though.
And van dick is fucked