United Thread - 2023/24

[Norbert D]

And none would be starters in our team

And that's the debt we can see in their UK accounts. Who knows what's buried in their Cayman Islands companies. I bet it's at least as much, if not more.

That’s an interesting point. Whilst the cartel are forever wanting to fish through our accounts, with all our financial stuff available as a UK registered company, the rags can hide want they want in the Cayman Islands knowing it can’t be touched. Maybe we should register offshore and tell the EPL to fuck off.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

And that's the debt we can see in their UK accounts. Who knows what's buried in their Cayman Islands companies. I bet it's at least as much, if not more.

The Glazers are not transparent about anything. If you search for their commercial property business (the shopping malls) it seems to be a shell company with no revenues or staff. It is also very hard to see what is happening at the Tampa Bay Bucs but that was also a leveraged buy-out so you can only assume they are carrying debt as well as MUFC. No one here or in the USA seems to have investigated their finances.

 

[OntarioBlue]

I've just seen a headline saying that Beckscum has said he is a member of the Jewish community. Well, you're certainly not a member of MENSA, are you?

Didn’t Tom Cruise try to recruit him for the Scientologists? He obviously got a better offer

 

[Blue Til Death]

Did you See Emily Play

Yep, she was skating on the thin ice of modern life … !

 

[Blue Til Death]

Did you See Emily Play

We had a quick chat and both wished you were here …!

 

[roach3]

The rags are to busy paying the interest on the debt to be able to invest in the squad let alone the infrastructure etc
Personally I think the glazers slapped a 6billion price tag on it thinking nobody’s gonna bid that.
It’s been going on that long they are probably thinking they can now get 8 billion
They keep moving the goalposts so as not to sell.

If the glazers don’t sell that club is absolutely fucked because either the glazers put more debt on the club to rebuild and buy players or they stay a struggling team living in the past and shopping at aldi.

Just for interest how long did our takeover take?

 

[wolviedinho]

The new rag plan seems to be to copy their illustrious neighbours in blue. Mount similar to Bernie you could argue and now a goalkeeper who plays out. What happened to their identify?

Fucking cunts. Get your own philosophy.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

The new rag plan seems to be to copy their illustrious neighbours in blue. Mount similarly to Bernie you could argue and now a goalkeeper who plays out. What happened to their identify?

Fucking cunts. Get your own philosophy.

Mount similar to Bernie ??

Well they both have 2 legs so can see where you are coming from.

 

[Manc Born & Bred]

I've just seen a headline saying that Beckscum has said he is a member of the Jewish community. Well, you're certainly not a member of MENSA, are you?

He isn't Jewish though.

 

[wolviedinho]

Mount similar to Bernie ??

Well they both have 2 legs so can see where you are coming from.

You know what I mean!!! Someone who runs about will be a big shock to the rag fan base. Not sure I like them copying our style. Liverpool already started doing it and now these tramps.

I do remember ten Hag declaring at his unveiling that his united would end our dominance. That was around May 22….roll on 1 season and on June 10th 23 we did the treble lol.

 

[quincunx]

Didn’t Tom Cruise try to recruit him for the Scientologists? He obviously got a better offer

he's 6ft fucking 4

 

[Big Swifty]

Todays Times newspaper reports that a Mongolian footballer is to cycle 7,000 milkes across Asia and Europe - specially to watch United!

I hope he reaches the swamp (he expects to get there by December) and whoever they are playing puts six or seven past them.That might cure him of what he calls his "love" for the rags.

Why would anyone go to that trouble to watch a bunch of stroppy losers? The poor chap is a serious basket case.

 

[CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor]

MM7. There's something about that number 7 shirt at the Swamp attracting nonce-like creatures.

Mount has a hint of the Ander Herreras about him. I.e a face you wouldn't tire of stamping on. Look forward to us playing them next season, they won't be near us even with new signings. They were a refereeing performance short of being on the end of a double hiding last season, but the less we say about that the better.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

So, the logo for TeamViewer is on their shirt for 2 reasons. Firstly to plug a gap / fill a space ( delete as appropriate ) and secondly to make them look a lot less incompetant than they actually are....shirley not.

Advertising free of charge. It's akin to paying players wages that don't actually play for you.

 

[Iassel]

So, the logo for TeamViewer is on their shirt for 2 reasons. Firstly to plug a gap / fill a space ( delete as appropriate ) and secondly to make them look a lot less incompetant than they actually are....shirley not.

They’re still being paid by TeamViewer and the deal will end once the Qataris complete their takeover and put Qatar Airways on the front and Visit Qatar on the sleeves.

 

[BridgyDids]

There is not a cat in hell's chance the Glazers can pay back their huge debts. It makes me laugh when people say United are sustainable because of their huge revenues. They owe at least £700m and need at least £500m for infrastructure improvements. Everything they do is sustained by borrowing money they can't pay back without selling up.

I've said it all along.

They have $900M debt vs a presale value of $2.5BN, they've just shown the market value to be $6BN enabling refinance at lower rates. Glazers are going nowhere, except to load more debt on the club.

 

[Burnage Burnsy]

Just on the beach on Barbados looking for the car keys my wife had ‘lost’ even though they turned up in her bag half an hour later even though she had checked her bag thoroughly.

Anyway I digress

Whilst I was looking I was clearly in a bad mood and a Canadian rag saw my shirt and shouted “boo city! You should support United instead”

Me “ no cos they are shite”

Him “ we are on our way back man”

Me “shut up you fucking prick”

End of conversation

 

[Blue Mist]

he's 6ft fucking 4

I thought that was your next door neighbour ?

 

[jacko74]

There is not a cat in hell's chance the Glazers can pay back their huge debts. It makes me laugh when people say United are sustainable because of their huge revenues. They owe at least £700m and need at least £500m for infrastructure improvements. Everything they do is sustained by borrowing money they can't pay back without selling up.

And yet FFP doesn't have the slightest problem with this business model.

 

[der bomber28]

Just on the beach on Barbados looking for the car keys my wife had ‘lost’ even though they turned up in her bag half an hour later even though she had checked her bag thoroughly.

Anyway I digress

Whilst I was looking I was clearly in a bad mood and a Canadian rag saw my shirt and shouted “boo city! You should support United instead”

Me “ no cos they are shite”

Him “ we are on our way back man”

Me “shut up you fucking prick”

End of conversation

I like the cut of your jib hahaha.