United Thread - 2023/24

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Burnage Burnsy said:
Just on the beach on Barbados looking for the car keys my wife had ‘lost’ even though they turned up in her bag half an hour later even though she had checked her bag thoroughly.

Anyway I digress

Whilst I was looking I was clearly in a bad mood and a Canadian rag saw my shirt and shouted “boo city! You should support United instead”

Me “ no cos they are shite”

Him “ we are on our way back man”

Me “shut up you fucking prick”

End of conversation
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Tell the prick to support the Maple leaves , fucking plastic rag and to stop ruining your holiday with his shite
 
burning blue soul said:
Mason Mount signed after he had seen Hags "plans"
I'm getting fucking fed up with the bullshit-washing going on at that wreck of a club.
It's beyond tedious now. Same shite every year. Shirley even thick utd fans will wise-up soon.
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Bottom line Mount signed the scum because Chelsea would not offer him 250k a week! We know the Scum a Mugs look at the wages Sancho the flop is on 350k a week!
 
waspish said:
Bottom line Mount signed the scum because Chelsea would not offer him 250k a week! We know the Scum a Mugs look at the wages Sancho the flop is on 350k a week!
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"Money grabbing mercenary-washing brought to you by the Manchester Red sox. Now here's a word from our noodle partners"
 
roach3 said:
The rags are to busy paying the interest on the debt to be able to invest in the squad let alone the infrastructure etc
Personally I think the glazers slapped a 6billion price tag on it thinking nobody’s gonna bid that.
It’s been going on that long they are probably thinking they can now get 8 billion
They keep moving the goalposts so as not to sell.

If the glazers don’t sell that club is absolutely fucked because either the glazers put more debt on the club to rebuild and buy players or they stay a struggling team living in the past and shopping at aldi.

Just for interest how long did our takeover take?
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We were very lucky the way things fell.
1st we gor our council house at a bargain price.
Then Thaksin (Frank) Shinawatra invested and bought a virtual new team. Sluralix got sleepless nights. We got Sven. Frank had his assets frozen by Thailand. (How is he doing these days btw?) Frank said it's ok, I know some people who might help. They did. Abu Dhabi doooo! (A.D. had been serioualy considering buying the blue dippers till Frank had to sell!)
I mean the luck we had. Unbelieeevable!!
 
Grassland Blue said:
We were very lucky the way things fell.
1st we gor our council house at a bargain price.
Then Thaksin (Frank) Shinawatra invested and bought a virtual new team. Sluralix got sleepless nights. We got Sven. Frank had his assets frozen by Thailand. (How is he doing these days btw?) Frank said it's ok, I know some people who might help. They did. Abu Dhabi doooo! (A.D. had been serioualy considering buying the blue dippers till Frank had to sell!)
I mean the luck we had. Unbelieeevable!!
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PREQUEL ALERT:
The way we got there though you could say was the luck we got was deserved.
Swales destroyed the club. I can’t and never will get past my hatred (yep hatred) of him.
Franny? What if he’d not appointed Alan fucking Ball and actually given the job to an up and coming manager ( don’t know or can’t remember who was about at the time) we might actually have become a comfortable mid table team.

Wardle/Makin/ Bernstein steadied the ship and sold a going concern ( granted the annus horribilis that was Pearce) and sold in good faith to Frank.

Lets be honest that fucking banner would now be at 48 years.

You’re spot on how it all fell.

We always said Keep the Faith, let’s keep on keeping it.

WTFAmu?

CTID.
As you were my lovely fellow Blues
 
waspish said:
Bottom line Mount signed the scum because Chelsea would not offer him 250k a week! We know the Scum a Mugs look at the wages Sancho the flop is on 350k a week!
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gets the coveted number 7 shirt - the new Beckham Ronaldo and Best.......
 
burning blue soul said:
Mason Mount signed after he had seen Hags "plans"
I'm getting fucking fed up with the bullshit-washing going on at that wreck of a club.
It's beyond tedious now. Same shite every year. Shirley even thick utd fans will wise-up soon.
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I think he wanted to get out off London because off this woman constantly harassing him and Chilwell and Gilmour. He sees it as a new start and he probably might play more better under Ten Hag but he's level is probably more Mid Table to pushing for Europe sort off level.
 
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