United Thread - 2023/24

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Former Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea, 32, looks set for a move to Saudi Arabia after the former Spain goalkeeper received huge offers from more than one club. (Daily Star)

Hope he knows the sentence for nicking donuts out there. Won’t be a keeper for long.
He doesn't really use his hands very well anyway.
 
What I don’t get is he was on a free from Ajax last year…why the fuck did Tea Bag not pick him up then instead of waiting for a year to pay £50m for him….

Surely he knew he would have been a good signing a year ago? Absolute shambles of a club.
I didn't know he was a free last year. What a bunch of amateurs.
 
You're being kind giving him a full good season. Fucking myth that bloke
St Marcus is worth his pay in social media coverage which is what the scum crave.

Next week they'll be an official Rag Tik Tok of him feeding the 600 Billion rags with a reduced loaf from Lidl and a 8 pack of own brand Fish Fingers.

Sky Sports news will claim the Messiah has returned and Silly Sally has a small crisis.
 
Funny how the following has not been mentioned in any British media….

In February 2021, Onana was banned from playing for 12 months by UEFA after testing positive for Furosemide ,a banned substance. Onana said he took his wife's medicine by mistake and Ajax joined him in appealing against the decision.The ban was reduced to nine months.

And yep, left Ajax in 2022 on a free transfer To Inter
 
In February 2021, Onana was banned from playing for 12 months by UEFA after testing positive for Furosemide ,a banned substance. Onana said he took his wife's medicine by mistake and Ajax joined him in appealing against the decision.The ban was reduced to nine months.
First camel gob, and now this twat. The swamp must be like a drug dealers den.
 
Funny how the following has not been mentioned in any British media….

In February 2021, Onana was banned from playing for 12 months by UEFA after testing positive for Furosemide ,a banned substance. Onana said he took his wife's medicine by mistake and Ajax joined him in appealing against the decision.The ban was reduced to nine months.

And yep, left Ajax in 2022 on a free transfer To Inter
The Swamp's nursery club Forest Bank (cos Strangeways is in Manchester, although Pentonville suffice)
 
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Funny how the following has not been mentioned in any British media….

In February 2021, Onana was banned from playing for 12 months by UEFA after testing positive for Furosemide ,a banned substance. Onana said he took his wife's medicine by mistake and Ajax joined him in appealing against the decision.The ban was reduced to nine months.

And yep, left Ajax in 2022 on a free transfer To Inter
But, but, Goldenbridge said he's the best goalkeeper in Europe and Eddie was poo, but our defence being so good, bailed him out.
 
ha ha ha spin spin rashfords new contract is not that outrages because of what he could earn at other clubs when free agent ( which wont happen)
 
Had one of his better seasons last year, however he finished 6th in the overall goal scoring standings in the Premier League. The rest of his stats were padded out by goals in the league cup and Europa League, will be interesting to see if last season was a one off or a change in fortunes to player that had a similar goal scoring record to Gabriel Jesus.

£375k a week is nuts, De Bruyne gets similar money to that but he has 5 x Premier league titles and a Champions league to show for it.
He was good for a couple of months,shite again in the run in.
They missed him big time in the cup final.lol.
 
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