United Thread - 2023/24

[Colin Bells Boots]

It's so obvious that the club, the authorities and the arse licking media have been colluding to lay the groundwork for some time now for this to be trivialised, disregarded as an irrelevance and swept under the carpet, with all the narrative about how united will supposedly be limited by FFP in this window, making out how keen united are to abide by the rules and this was just a trivial oversight from years ago.

And there is unlikely to be much mention of the fact that Onana was banned for taking a banned substance either. Still Rio will be able to compare notes with him.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Any deadline today, tomorrow or even the day after?
It seems that the deadline is now a flatline.
Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Yes gone up from £32m to £50m already. That’s without agent fees,bonuses, 20% discount in the Megastore and free steak bakes at Greggs.

You will be lucky to get a steak bake within a hundred miles of Manchester until Shaw fucks off..!

 

[jacko74]

And there is unlikely to be much mention of the fact that Onana was banned for taking drugs either. Still Rio will be able to compare notes with him.

He'll be able to show him which is the most suitable window in the toilets for making a discreet exit from.

 

[Silva2021]

Said before, say it again

Cheating bastards

 

[Blue Til Death]

The amount of bullshit and propaganda that comes out of that club is astounding. Rashford signs a new contract for obscene money and United are peddling the myth that PSG and “other English PL sides “ were after his signature. Does anyone really think PSG were after fish finger boy ? And the most laughable is that other PL clubs were interested? Who are these mystery PL clubs ? City , no , Scouse , no , Arsenal no , Spurs ? maybe ? It’s a load of old shite , the one trick pony can’t see further than his findus contract or Wythenshawe park , the amount of bullshit that comes out of old Trafford is literally staggering, it’s actually amusing , they really really think they are the biggest club in the world don’t they? How the fuck have they got away with that title for all of these years ? Haven’t they seen how many CL titles that Madrid , Barca, Bayern and even the Scouse have ? Under what barometer have those cunts got to even think like they do . Cunts

I hear Luton turned him down

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Vienna_70]

Headline rags have come to a Broad agreement with inter!? Wtf is that?

Stuart is joining Inter in a straight swap.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Rags with all this "Biggest Club in the World" bollocks always makes me laugh.
As you rightly say there is no measurable barometer or criteria to back this up.
They remind me of a washed up no mark who has been refused entry to a nightclub saying "Do you know who I am" to the bouncer who is stood there laughing at them.

I suppose you mean slabhead.

 

[Blueboy73]

I suppose you mean slabhead.

Along with numerous other Rags

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I think he’s been drilling that roof for years the fuckin state of the leaks..!

Like the idea that the folks sat in that particular section of the ground have not only have a been enduring miserable afternoons watching them try to play out from the back (on occasion), get outplayed by many an opposition, but are also routinely waterboarded throughout the game for their troubles................ :-)

 

[Stoned Rose]

Cheats.

 

[Blue Mist]

If you want to see how closely the bbc work with the rags, go on the bbc site and read the hatchet job they have done on the Easter Island statue.
As a Blue I should be laughing but that piece has raggy fingerprints all over it. They want him out and will do anything to make it impossible for him to stay. The bbc puppets just comply with anything Ashton wants printed.

 

[jrb]

If you want to see how closely the bbc work with the rags, go on the bbc site and read the hatchet job they have done on the Easter Island statue.
As a Blue I should be laughing but that piece has raggy fingerprints all over it. They want him out and will do anything to make it impossible for him to stay. The bbc puppets just comply with anything Ashton wants printed.

What a surprise, Slymon Stone, the fucking Rag Shill at BBC United - Mediacity.

 

[SnakeDoctor473]

For those of you that follow the Prem as a whole more than I do, IF Maguire leaves United for another Prem team, do you believe he starts?

I just took over a fantasy football team with him on it, and I'm wondering if there's any hope of getting rid of him.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

BBC doing their best to shift slabhead for the rags. Latest article almost reads like an eBay listing.
Do they want rid just because he's shit, or are they wanting rid because of the court case in Greece? Either way, I don't see them making a profit on their £80m investment.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Just like the Spanish Inquisition...

Didn’t expect that.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Had one of his better seasons last year, however he finished 6th in the overall goal scoring standings in the Premier League. The rest of his stats were padded out by goals in the league cup and Europa League, will be interesting to see if last season was a one off or a change in fortunes to player that had a similar goal scoring record to Gabriel Jesus.

£375k a week is nuts, De Bruyne gets similar money to that but he has 5 x Premier league titles and a Champions league to show for it.

But wait. Apparently he’s decided to stay at the rags even though (and I quote) ‘many other top clubs were interested and for higher wages too.’

Who?
Who for the fuck sakes was gonna offer MORE? Who?

Perhaps one of these clubs had sacked their canteen staff so thought he could take their place for making dinners and double down on march days.

 

[salfordbluetrue]

For those of you that follow the Prem as a whole more than I do, IF Maguire leaves United for another Prem team, do you believe he starts?

I just took over a fantasy football team with him on it, and I'm wondering if there's any hope of getting rid of him.

Mings or Maguire? Southgate answered your question, but Villa will not pay a fee for the difference, but what is more telling is that Maguire, will not take a pay cut, he only has a few years left on big money so why waste a cash cow.

 

[shroom]

Didn’t expect that.

nobody does