United Thread - 2023/24

[Colin Bells Boots]

More than Kane.

I've won more that Kane and I've go no legs.

 

[bluebanana83]

Only other English team to win a trophy. Played an entire season without a recognised center forward. Our (incredibly limited) Keeper won the golden glove for the most clean sheets in a season. It wasn't because of him. It was the defence.

No it was because you played cowards football despite spunking more than any other team in the league. Also, De Gea might have got golden glove but your GD and goals conceded was shite in comparison to others.

The delusion is unbelievable. You won the league cup after avoiding all the best teams in the competition. Newcastle were better than you in the final as well.

You couldn’t even beat a shit Sevilla with City players from 8 years ago, who we also trounced in the champions league.

3rd was a fluke. Any other season you would have been about 7th.

 

[hertsblue]

Notice no mention of wages on the BBC report of Rashfords new contract

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Both full backs are better higher up the pitch than defending (Dalot and Shaw) Martinez is almost a CDM and has played there for Ajax. Varane to mop up with his pace. I think they are geared up for this. And if he plays Mount and Fernandes as two number 8's with Casemiro holding, it is essentially matching your midfield of last season with De Bruyne and Gundowan as 8's and Rodri holding.

Remember that VW ad of a few years ago with a car dealer in a shit cheap car showroom closing the car door and as it clicks shut he says to the prospective buyer “ hear that, just like a Volkswagen.”?

Well that salesman was you you deluded twat.

 

[Maly]

I've won more that Kane and I've go no legs.

You’ve got feet for your boots tho right?

 

[Blueboy73]

Only other English team to win a trophy. Played an entire season without a recognised center forward. Our (incredibly limited) Keeper won the golden glove for the most clean sheets in a season. It wasn't because of him. It was the defence.

City won back to back titles without a recognised centre forward and Ederson has won the Golden Glove 3 years in a row durng his time at City so your point is what exactly?
You lot were getting giddy in February but it all turned to shit as per usual and the Norwich scarves came out again culminating in your massive protest with 35 in attendance.
Jog on Raggy, you were funny for a while but your attempts at turd polishing are becoming boring now.

 

[inchy14]

Too early ? What, are you waiting until one or two games have been played first ?

They declare themselves champions if they’re top after the first game….

 

[Protein Junkie]

Wasn’t fake Ronaldo going to be their all star centre forward last season ?
That worked out well

 

[Protein Junkie]

They declare themselves champions if they’re top after the first game….

Don’t say it

 

[Gingers Dad]

Has Onana stopped taking the banned substances now ?

Can't find a mention of this in the media curiously.

He's not been tested positive for a while. Is that the same?

 

[give it to gordon]

No reason to post this other than it makes me laugh

 

[TonyM]

Only other English team to win a trophy. Played an entire season without a recognised center forward. Our (incredibly limited) Keeper won the golden glove for the most clean sheets in a season. It wasn't because of him. It was the defence.

It's delightful how your ok...ish defense is about all you've got. Besides bent officials.

 

[Mr Edward's shoe mirror]

Reported on Sly as saying looking foward to winning more trophies .

Anybody know exactly how many he has won ?

It's no treble, but it's not spurs, either. He's only 25.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

No it was because you played cowards football despite spunking more than any other team in the league. Also, De Gea might have got golden glove but your GD and goals conceded was shite in comparison to others.

The delusion is unbelievable. You won the league cup after avoiding all the best teams in the competition. Newcastle were better than you in the final as well.

You couldn’t even beat a shit Sevilla with City players from 8 years ago, who we also trounced in the champions league.

3rd was a fluke. Any other season you would have been about 7th.

And you had some truly bent decisions go your way courtesy of PiGMOL again !

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

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It's no treble, but it's not spurs, either. He's only 25.

The fucking charity shield .............................................barrel scraping at its lowest even for you cunts.

And I thought it didn't count as a trophy when other teams win it - you pathetic waste of a life !

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

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It's no treble, but it's not spurs, either. He's only 25.

Could we have some pictures of how many Phil Foden has won? He’s only 23.

 

[Sleeping_Easy]

United fans are touchy at the min. If you don't agree with them that they're challenging for the league next year then they throw their toys out the pram and say you don't know what you're talking about. Its great fun

 

[deegee33]

You fuckers are too thick to ever learn.

And thus, some of my prayers have been answered.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

You’ve got feet for your boots tho right?

Absolutely and they smell better than the tramps from Trafford .

 

[inchy14]

I'm happy with Jonny Evans back at the club. He's a free agent. Pep tried to sign him in 2017 & 2019 when Laporte was injured and Fenandinho was played at center half. He's a ball playing defender. Does all the right things consistently.

He'll be a decent 5th choice center back, after world cup winners Martinez & Varane. Sweden Captain, Victor Lindelof. And Luke Shaw.

That decent you let him go and now have took him back after his team got relegated last season…..


Top drawer.