Things people do that annoy you.

The lad in the upstairs flat is usually very quiet and you cannot hear him at all.

He’s got a mate flat-sitting for him while he’s gone away for the Summer and this fella is either a heavy-footed elephant or a **** who’s purposely banging his feet down as hard as he can while he walks around the flat.

Makes me appreciate the lad who’s flat it actually is and how quiet he is when he’s there.
 
The new woman at work (trust me you won't want to see the pics) not only does she complain about how we do everything but goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about it. She's in her second week (today is day 8) and she thought about walking on day one and three and last night I thought she would.....
We start our shift at 3pm (3 hours time) and I'll be surprised if she turns up. Half of me hopes she doesn't.
Called out sick today. Joker.
 
The lad in the upstairs flat is usually very quiet and you cannot hear him at all.

He’s got a mate flat-sitting for him while he’s gone away for the Summer and this fella is either a heavy-footed elephant or a **** who’s purposely banging his feet down as hard as he can while he walks around the flat.

Makes me appreciate the lad who’s flat it actually is and how quiet he is when he’s there.
Every single time I’ve been on holiday those above have always been noisy cunts, shouting, stomping around and seemingly moving furniture around. Last year there was a (I think) Portuguese family above us and were the noisiest cunts ever. Never seemed to go out and moving furniture from 6am
 
I rarely eat out but I’ve noticed this each time I do. I expect it’s legal. Health and safety maybe.

Almost certainly covering their backsides against lawsuits. This kind of thing started in the States where there are thousands of lawyers chasing work on the slightest pretext, and has now spread to the U.K. But not mainland Europe where, I'm glad to say, we believe that the customer is a bit responsible for themselves, and doesn't have to be mollycoddled like a two-year-old.
 
Almost certainly covering their backsides against lawsuits. This kind of thing started in the States where there are thousands of lawyers chasing work on the slightest pretext, and has now spread to the U.K. But not mainland Europe where, I'm glad to say, we believe that the customer is a bit responsible for themselves, and doesn't have to be mollycoddled like a two-year-old.
We built a house in Spain with no permissions or plans etc etc....as the locals advised us to....the long and the short of it is we were responsible for our own actions and if it fell down, well tough shit, it was our fault and if we injured ourselves, well tough shit again....
 
Called in. You can't call out, you call in sick.


The standard of mods these days. Sheesh, the bloke on rag caf was right.

Well here in Yanksville they say "called out".
Maybe she was out when she called?

Actually, I wouldn't say it, but it's fair enough. From her point of view, she's calling out (from her home). From their point of view, she's calling in (to the office).
 
Does this include white vans

? Not catching the reference.
Actually, it doesn't bother me when people just drive past you. If they want to be hard of hearing by the time they're thirty-five, so be it. It's when they pull up at the lights next to you so you've got to sit there and put up with it. I'm sure they think they're giving the gift of their musical taste to the community.
 
People writing “must of”, “could of”. It makes absolutely no sense if you take even one second to think about it.
These people cannot be regular readers of books, articles etc and seemingly didn’t pay attention at school. All they do is base it on hearing people saying “could’ve” and mishearing it.
 
You ageist thug! We FOCs keep the supermarkets goin' so you lot can get cheaper food!! Be grateful!

I can't stand young cnuts with a look in their eye that tells me they are about to ram the trolley into me!

Here's the weird thing. Seriously. I am just about to turn seventy. I can't stand the ninety-year-olds in front of me!
 

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