Josko Gvardiol

[Barcon]

Where are the 39 steps?

Above the 39 risers.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Not posh mate just had fish and chips,then finished with Creme Brulee bloody lovely.

Your anus will be like Wio Ferdinand’s mouth in the morning.

 

[Stoned Rose]

I was excited anyway but this just really hammers home how we’re signing an absolute monster. A complete freak, unicorn of a defender.

He improves our attack. From left centre back. It should be illegal.

@Coatigan can you put this fella right about unicorns please?

 

[Barcon]

Your anus will be like Wio Ferdinand’s mouth in the morning.

Kissable?

 

[Bluechipblue]

muffin or barm?

Buttered or unbuttered?

 

[Lavinda Past]

Buttered or unbuttered?

Depends on how much you overpaid for your butter.

Did you get it down the road?

 

[blueinbaltimore]

Good question. Chocolate chip or bacon?

...definitely ITK.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Where are the 39 steps?

I thought there were 115

 

[Barcon]

Depends on how much you overpaid for your butter.

Did you get it down the road?

Yes but not too far down the rd. as my time is valuable.

 

[blueinbaltimore]

Yes but not too far down the rd. as my time is valuable.

but we can't be sure of your time's value until things have played out a bit.

 

[Centurions]

Who?

Exactly, you don’t know Who anyone is.


(I think he's on first base)

 

[Any1aBlue]

Kissable?

Foul

 

[flb]

The same way the road blocks were in place for grealish, akanji and Ake, you elevate your game by being hungry; and that is essentially where drop offs occur without competition…. He will be afforded time, and if gets the notion, it will help improve us and the standards we’ve been accustomed too, but also be a catalyst for others to fight back…

This model we’ve perfected is nothing new, the scum added a player here and there for years, however, neglected what got them to that position and why they faded out, the academy structure; which was a catastrophic blunder, choosing to scout, predominantly, further afield to penny pinch and forgot that talent means fuck all without a solid foundation of wrap around care for youngsters; we have done and continue to do so, for the best part of a decade and we aren’t too far away from seeing at least half dozen competing in a squad that is at the highest level of the game…

Signings like this are merely fundamental to the model, sprinkled with superb development at the foundation!

Yes , but do you like avacado or cockles ?

 

[denislawsbackheel]

It’s avocado for fuck’s sake.

 

[flb]

It’s avocado for fuck’s sake.

Sorry , it was quicker than saying arse on a plate .

 

[flb]

Josko Avocardiol

 

[Greenblue92]

 

[blueblueblue2]

I’m dumbfounded they thought they could negotiate the fee. 4 years left on his contract

 

[hammocity]

Les McQueen approves.

It’s a shit business

 

[KingGeorge]

What the heck did that guy just say? Is that English?