Jeremy Doku

[eyalluvitt]

All this waiting is making me question whether we are even in for Doku.

Not totally convinced.

It’s well documented Hickory Dickery Doku will sign the doctored document before it turns into a docusoap

 

[BringBackSwales]

I think it is us. West Ham would prefer to complete it so they can have the money and time to bring replacement on time. They are waiting for us to pay the desired price that is equal to 85m as stated by many resources.

You know what your biggest problem is don’t you? Finding a dry pair of knickers

 

[ElMago_DSilva]

FFS, get real

It's my opinion fella. We are clearly interested in Paqueta, but why is it taking this long for us to bid for Doku?

Makes me wonder whether all these links are false.

I might be wrong, but starting to doubt it.

 

[ElMago_DSilva]

We are interested and are in discussions, no reason for this not to go through

We haven't made a bid yet.

Remember when we were close to signing Bruno Fernandes before he joined United and it turned out a load of nonsense?

 

[ElMago_DSilva]

Isn't it wonderful seeing all the flappers reappear on the Doku & Paqueta threads who've had plenty of rest since Gvardiol signed

I'm not flapping at all by the way. I'm just questioning if our interest is concrete for Doku.

We clearly want Paqueta because we've bid for him and West Ham have confirmed our interest.

 

[Charlesfarsbar]

Some pace out wide would be a big bonus to our squad

Pace is overrated

 

[Charlesfarsbar]

To me this signing is irrelevant to palmer. We will need cover for grealish on the left and I believe doku can do that.

No point in signing a raw winger to cover Grealish

if we are looking for cover we need to sign a player that could be first choice on either wing

someone like Coman or Sane would make miles more sense

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

We haven't made a bid yet.

Remember when we were close to signing Bruno Fernandes before he joined United and it turned out a load of nonsense?

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

It's my opinion fella. We are clearly interested in Paqueta, but why is it taking this long for us to bid for Doku?

Makes me wonder whether all these links are false.

I might be wrong, but starting to doubt it.

But you don’t know!

 

[ElMago_DSilva]

But you don’t know!

I don't, it's just a guess.

 

[mosssideblue]

It's my opinion fella. We are clearly interested in Paqueta, but why is it taking this long for us to bid for Doku?

Makes me wonder whether all these links are false.

I might be wrong, but starting to doubt it.

 

[Tangled up in blue.]

The truth is out there

 

[ElMago_DSilva]

Good job we didn't, but just shows how much rubbish is reported by the media. We didn't even want him either.

Di Marzio also reported we were close to signing Aubameyang from Dortmund in Pep's first season and that was also a load of absolute nonsense.

 

[mosssideblue]

It's my opinion fella. We are clearly interested in Paqueta, but why is it taking this long for us to bid for Doku?

Makes me wonder whether all these links are false.

I might be wrong, but starting to doubt it.

How do you know what stage of negotiations are at wrt Doku. Answer, you don't, but panic away if it makes you feel better

 

[ElMago_DSilva]

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I'm not freaking out though aha.

I do hope we are definitely in for Doku though.

 

[Coatigan]

You can bet your bottom dollar Doku will be a Chelsea player when the window closes.

They are too busy paying 80m for Mitoma.

 

[Stoned Rose]

I'm not flapping at all by the way. I'm just questioning if our interest is concrete for Doku.

We clearly want Paqueta because we've bid for him and West Ham have confirmed our interest.

Flapping more than Katie Price’s ringpiece after a gangbang but “not flapping”.

 

[ElMago_DSilva]

They are too busy paying 80m for Mitoma.

I wish.

 

[Willtaylor]

We haven't made a bid yet.

Remember when we were close to signing Bruno Fernandes before he joined United and it turned out a load of nonsense?

Don't know what the relevance this post has

Discussions going well, good club to deal with and player only wants us. Should only end with us signing him this one

 

[ElMago_DSilva]

Don't know what the relevance this post has

Discussions going well, good club to deal with and player only wants us. Should only end with us signing him this one

Hopefully. Will see what happens.