United Thread - 2023/24

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Exactly. He’s 21. Do an apprenticeship, get a degree, start a business.

He’s got millions in the bank, he isn’t owed a life of 200k/week playing premier league football.
And the reality is that there are plenty of leagues in the world who wouldn't give a shit, so he could probably earn that sort of money still playing as a footballer.
 
And the reality is that there are plenty of leagues in the world who wouldn't give a shit, so he could probably earn that sort of money still playing as a footballer.
He could .
But he will carry on earning it at the shit hole because they're a disgusting horrible bastard club who have no standards or moral.

It's the YYYYOOOOUUUUNITED WAY
 
Yup, their fabled Academy when have they actually produced a decent player? You’d probably have to go back to the likes of Scholes and co everyone after that seems to be over hyped shite that ends up at Sunderland or whoever Steve Bruce is managing.
Been saying this for years.

What and who have they actually produced since the so called fukin class of
 
I fucking abhor the Rags and anyone, absolutely anyone who plays for them, so my judgement is blinded. However...........I have absolutely never got the hype around Rashford. He runs fast and kicks the ball hard - that's about it. If he didn't do the feeding the starving thing I think the Rags would have moved him on, but because of his social media presence they won't budge him. As a jock it gladdens my heart that England still think he's world class.
St. Fishfinger is an expensive Darren Huckerby imo.
Hopefully the rags will have a lifetime, or more, of pain and disappointment before they win another major trophy.
As an Englishman, I don't even like England at the moment! I just don't like D.S. (aka the waistcoat). I look at him and he exudes dullness, deathly dullness. This percolates down through his team selections.
He's probably still a couple of levels above tent peg though.
Haha.
 
onana does a 20 yard pass and neville wets himself with WHAT A PASS, literally a couple of hours later ederson does 2 70 yard passes one into space for foden to run into and one right to feet and its like well thats another day at the office, when you're crap and do something good you're praised for it because its unusual, when you're consistently that good it becomes normalised and unappreciated
Ederson’s party trick is clipping it into midfield and out wide. For a player to then head it to someone unmarked.

Onana isn’t doing that either.
 
They will finish 6th maybe 7th and at worst 9th

Us
Chelsea
Newcastle
Arsenal
Liverpool

All finishing above them

Villa
Brighton
Spurs

You can book mark this now - between 6th and 9th
Depends on the refs and the fa

If the dippers are having a good inhaler season and in the top 4 there isn't so much focus on the rags
 
I find it extremely amusing that their hordes of seemingly lobotomised fans blame the Glazers for all their recent failures when it was, in fact, old baconface who left them in such trouble.

In his 27 years at the swamp, he became an omnipotent despot, controlling every possible aspect of the club and bullying and ultimately sacking anyone who dared cross him.

This meant that the club had no footballing infrastructure and his departure left behind, not only a black hole but also a club uniquely unsuited to 21st century football.

And it's glorious.
Spot on. In his book about management he wrote that total control of everything was essential. Nope; recruit well, agree goals and delegate is good management.
 
State of this from Peter Crouch

"In those central positions, imagine if it was with a Kane or Rashford in front of him“

He is referring to Phil playing central for England so wtf is Pope Fishcake doing there?
If Phil plays number 10 for England, Kane will have to stop doing that job and go wide if he needs room.
 
St. Fishfinger is an expensive Darren Huckerby imo.
Hopefully the rags will have a lifetime, or more, of pain and disappointment before they win another major trophy.
As an Englishman, I don't even like England at the moment! I just don't like D.S. (aka the waistcoat). I look at him and he exudes dullness, deathly dullness. This percolates down through his team selections.
He's probably still a couple of levels above tent peg though.
Haha.
Huckerby was by far better than Rashford though.
 
For the last decade I've been taking money off a rag acquaintance with the bet just being who finishest highest. Last year I bet him the rags wouldnt finish top 4, or above Spurs. Chelsea, Spurs and Tragedy Chanting FC all shit their pants gifting him the win.

Before they played yesterday he offered me the rags to finish outside top 4 and to finish below Newcastle. I snapped his hand off and I must admit to feeling quite confident.
 
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