United Thread - 2023/24

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

What's Ighalo up to these days?

 

[Stoned Rose]

Two points after two games.

That amounts to 76 over the season.

;-)

Eni Mathluko enjoys you.

 

[manimanc]

they will fuck him off and try and take the moral highground

Do you think so? Just can't see it myself, the state that club is in behind the scenes will add to them making this horrendous decision.

 

[fulabeer]

They've got to be the ugliest team in the prem.
Mrs Kippax noted last night that "you never see a utd player smiling".
I told her that's the Ferguson way.
He used to send them out snarling and hissing and the club as never moved on from it.
I mean that Antony last night might as well sat behind the net, crossed legged, sulking after he had hit the post. His face for the rest of the game made me think he'd stood in dogshit with both feet.
200 million every summer and they still can't close the gap

 

[bluemonkey71]

Here we go. Better fire that thread back up. Save Poundland Pep

https://x.com/bobmcfc/status/1693338422184706336?s=46&t=1wroQ6gJXjJTNPMmd9mgXA

 

[city saint]

Do you think so? Just can't see it myself, the state that club is in behind the scenes will add to them making this horrendous decision.

i think they tested the water but realised there will be a shitstorm if they take him back so will try to get good publicity by getting rid

 

[TinFoilHat]

How much lower can this gutter trash of a club sink? We're about to find out.

"Manchester United are proud to announce a sponsorship deal with Stella Artois as our official Wife Beating Partner. Star Striker (In more ways than one!) Mason Greenwood will be at our megastore from 15:00 to promote the product..."

 

[Longballutd]

Antony the latest rag in trouble for domestic violence according to multiple news sources. What is it with this club?

 

[Father Paul]

Two points after two games.

That amounts to 76 over the season.

;-)

They actually have three thanks to a combination of luck and help from the authorities at the Swomp.

 

[Bald fraud]

They will finish 6th maybe 7th and at worst 9th

Us
Chelsea
Newcastle
Arsenal
Liverpool

All finishing above them

Villa
Brighton
Spurs

You can book mark this now - between 6th and 9th

No chance! They’ll be cheated into the top 4 again

 

[Vienna_70]

They actually have three thanks to a combination of luck and help from the authorities at the Swomp.

Of course they do. What the fuck was I thinking?

 

[Bald fraud]

How much lower can this gutter trash of a club sink? We're about to find out.

A deadline????

 

[JASR]

Here we go. Better fire that thread back up. Save Poundland Pep

https://x.com/bobmcfc/status/1693338422184706336?s=46&t=1wroQ6gJXjJTNPMmd9mgXA

is it just me, or does that blokes arms look a bit "Butcher" like, ie short?

 

[Nellies left peg]

Bruno on bbc3 now talking to youngsters and saying he plays better under pressure. Lol means goes missing in English

 

[Stoned Rose]

Antony the latest rag in trouble for domestic violence according to multiple news sources. What is it with this club?

You’ve only got to look at that **** to know he’s a proper little ****.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Saw a stat before, their XGC after 2 games is 4.07, that obviously doesn't include the nailed on pen not given to Wolves. Ours is 0.59 after 2 games.

Shit cunts.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Sky looking at Ten Rag and saying "Where does he go from here?"

The job centre, Gary.

Oh dunno about that, last time he was at a job centre he applied for and got a football manager apprenticeship at the RNIB.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

"The new Spurs". Now THAT is what I call an insult!

Too true Jimbo.... Spurs have never been that shite.

 

[Debaser]

How about the other one who amused us for a bit Mr Edwards and his shoe mirror? Probably cry wanking in trap three of the bogs at the moment.

He used to get his haircut by my nextdoor neighbour in her house during the 90s, weird bloke.

 

[chedinho]

Bruno on bbc3 now talking to youngsters and saying he plays better under pressure. Lol means goes missing in English

He talks a good game though.

I only see him berating the officials when the pressure is on.instead of taking the game by the scruff of the neck.