Jeremy Doku

[mac]

He will be the quickest we have seen since Rick Holden.

Ricky Holden was that fast he went backwards

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Ricky Holden was that fast he went backwards

I used to run along the bottom of the Kippax faster than Ricky Holden!

 

[jrb]

This is fast!

We've got that Terry Phelan,
Whoa that Terry Phelan,
We've got that Terry Phelan,
And he's fast, fast, fast, whoawhoaaaa...

 

[mac]

I used to run along the bottom of the Kippax faster than Ricky Holden!

The fucker use to beat a man , then go back to try to beat him.agsin. just get the fucking ball into the box

 

[Impeccable One]

OK, having become a Doku expert in the last 23 minutes (thanks YouTube), we have got a DIAMOND !

But, Pep and his team are going to have to do a FU.CK load of POLISHING [emoji15]

 

[Tevez City]

Welcome Doku

Wish you to be our Vini Jr

 

[oakiecokie]

Go on , I’m all ears.

Thank you Dumbo. ;)

 

[Barcon]

I agree. We should have spent money on Antony. He spins around with the ball on his foot. Can't beat that.

I’d beat it with a nine iron

 

[Bluechipblue]

Ricky Holden was that fast he went backwards

Loved to have seen a 100m race between Ricky Holden and Freddy Hill. You could have gone for a hot dog at the starting gun, and still be back for the finish.

 

[oakiecokie]

They can’t be. Pep hates Africans.

WTF happened to that numb balls, not seen him on here for a few days.

 

[makinghistory]

Really happy withe this signing. Love fast, tricky, direct wingers and this will give another option to feed the viking. Cant wait to see him play if YT is anything to go by.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I’d beat it with a iron

Not until you`ve finished those fucking shirts

 

[makinghistory]

I hope he takes the piss out of that shitbag Robertson at Red dippers

Oh he will do.

 

[dadnlad]

Those concerned about his stats. I'm sure City have watched him and looked at his stats over a long period of time. If City are confident about him and are happy to buy him, I'm happy.

my only concern marhez left a month ago why take so lomg maybe couldve picked him up cheaper with out west ham sniffing if they were we wont know or the failed attempt for paqueta but good due dilligence stopped that in its tracks, also money allocated to each deal unkown

ive answered own question i guess

 

[eyalluvitt]

Ricky Holden was that fast he went backwards

If you feel old age creeping up on you don’t worry, it’s just Rick Holden trying to catch up with you

 

[makinghistory]

Yep some dude said why spend £55m on a player who is not good with crap stats when you have palmer? Smell of fear was evident!

Was it the same dude that said Peps never done it in the PL?

 

[eyalluvitt]

Franz Carr could catch pigeons
Ricky Holden towing his caravan couldn’t

 

[oakiecokie]

Yep some dude said why spend £55m on a player who is not good with crap stats when you have palmer? Smell of fear was evident!

Yes but at least the 3rd panel member pissed on their chips and stated he would be a brilliant signing for City and the other two then shut the fuck up.

 

[makinghistory]

A very good player. Not afraid to take players on and he does it with great agility and speed too.

Worth every penny to sign him. He will have to work hard to get games but he will be loved by us all. He's probably our next Shaun Wright-Phillips.

If he's as good as Sane I will be very happy if he's better I will be ecstatic.

 

[oakiecokie]

Was it Darren Ambrose? Think I heard him say about us not needing him so I turned it off because I couldn’t be arsed with the moaning ****.

Yes that was him and his stats read 95 PL games. Speaks fucking volumes those stats.