United Thread - 2023/24

[Grassland Blue]

How very dare you.

Say three hail Charltons.

Or hail Macaris.....

 

[The perfect fumble]

Harry Potter would struggle to conjure anything there.

He probably cast a Crapiarmus spell on them.

You're best buddies with Ange now?

 

[halfcenturyup]

Uniteds fuck-ups according to utd fans over the last ten years. Makes for interesting reading.

The Banter Era

Since it’s been a right miserable old week I thought we could cheer ourselves up by reminiscing about what a shit fecking ten years it’s been since Fergie left. Post your favourite ridiculous things that have happened to our club in that time here. Here’s a few for starters, they’re all fairly...

www.redcafe.net

The most ridiculous thing that has happened surely is not making sure Ferguson left at all.

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Uniteds fuck-ups according to utd fans over the last ten years. Makes for interesting reading.

The Banter Era

Since it’s been a right miserable old week I thought we could cheer ourselves up by reminiscing about what a shit fecking ten years it’s been since Fergie left. Post your favourite ridiculous things that have happened to our club in that time here. Here’s a few for starters, they’re all fairly...

www.redcafe.net

Fuck sake. They have spent billions and not been relegated in that period! If only they experienced proper shit then they’d have all fucked off by now.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

What’s Dennis Irwin doing these days ?

Just had exactly the same thought!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

You're best buddies with Ange now?

Think you're getting me mixed up with Tony Robinson.

 

[The perfect fumble]

This is a corker....

Is Guardiola shameless or deluded? Or is he just a troll now?​

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/is-guardiola-shameless-or-deluded-or-is-he-just-a-troll-now.478746/

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Fucking hell this is hilarious

They’re trying to put the 2012 defence back together.

There’ll be links to Camel Gob and Valencia re-signing by the weekend.

 

[jimharri]

Uniteds fuck-ups according to utd fans over the last ten years. Makes for interesting reading.

The Banter Era

Since it’s been a right miserable old week I thought we could cheer ourselves up by reminiscing about what a shit fecking ten years it’s been since Fergie left. Post your favourite ridiculous things that have happened to our club in that time here. Here’s a few for starters, they’re all fairly...

www.redcafe.net

We should erect a statue in honour of Rock of Gibraltar.

 

[Viking blue]

It’s not that there’s many decent managers available.
Lopetegui is still available, but I’m sure he’ll be snapped up before long. So around November/Christmas if things continue for united, they’ll be scrabbling around for someone. Ole still free?!?

Giggsy.

 

[jimharri]

It’s not that there’s many decent managers available.
Lopetegui is still available, but I’m sure he’ll be snapped up before long. So around November/Christmas if things continue for united, they’ll be scrabbling around for someone. Ole still free?!?

Pulis? Allardyce? Lampard?

 

[jimharri]

Weren't we linked with him a few seasons back?

 

[rowarta]

Weren't we linked with him a few seasons back?

I'm struggling to picture a "Ryan Bertrand’s entourage "

 

[JRockBlues]

The most ridiculous thing that has happened surely is not making sure Ferguson left at all.

When he finally pops his clogs they're gonna have him stuffed and mounted in the directors box.

 

[babyape]

When he finally pops his clogs they're gonna have him stuffed and mounted in the directors box.

He'd be more use up front at the moment....

 

[MCFC1993]

The gift that keep on giving this lot!

 

[The Salford lad.]

If it wasn’t for the Rock of Gibraltar and greedy fergeh there would be no Glazers lol

 

[Vienna_70]

The gift that keep on giving this lot!

And how long is it that the rags and "sense" have been in the same sentence?

 

[RodneyRodney]

The Swamp is currently one of those down at heal theme parks neglected for years and living on past glories; the kind you see in American horror movies.

Would be good if their American horror story continues for a while yet!

Sir,
I consider your remarks somewhat unkind to Mr. Bates' fine and unblemished establishment

 

[Whether or not]

Weren't we linked with him a few seasons back?

Ryan Bertrand has an ‘entourage’. It is so long since he played I’d be surprised if he has still got a pair of boots, let alone an entourage. They would be better signing Plastic Bertrand.