United Thread - 2023/24

[RodneyRodney]

Pulis? Allardyce? Lampard?

Shrek ?

 

[RodneyRodney]

Ryan Bertrand has an ‘entourage’. It is so long since he played I’d be surprised if he has still got a pair of boots, let alone an entourage. They would be better signing Plastic Bertrand.

Ca plane pour moi

 

[TheThirdDeano]

It really shows you how little the rag cunts understand about football when they think all their problems are to do with the owner of the club.

They really are the least knowledgeable fan base there is!

 

[rowarta]

Ryan Bertrand has an ‘entourage’. It is so long since he played I’d be surprised if he has still got a pair of boots, let alone an entourage. They would be better signing Plastic Bertrand.

not sure his namesake Ryan's knees could take the trampoline

 

[freshie]

Things are so bad they’re asking the fans who should play at left back hahahaha

 

[RodneyRodney]

Things are so bad they’re asking the fans who should play at left back hahahaha

We could loan them Kalvin

 

[RodneyRodney]

We could loan them Kalvin

...no, forget that I said that ; we don't want to improve their squad

 

[Bez]

Man United = relic, has been, shit show, bloated bureaucracy, shambles, etc etc

 

[citytill1die84]

The Sun say the takeover will be completed in Oct and they're 2nd favourites to sign Mbappe Bwahahahaha

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I'm struggling to picture a "Ryan Bertrand’s entourage "

Bunch of plastics

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The Sun say the takeover will be completed in Oct and they're 2nd favourites to sign Mbappe Bwahahahaha

Did they specify the year?

 

[nmc]

Neville will stay behind to cheer them on and make sure they get the attention they crave.

In his Zebra pants? And Norwich scarf?

 

[nmc]

This is a corker....

Is Guardiola shameless or deluded? Or is he just a troll now?​

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/is-guardiola-shameless-or-deluded-or-is-he-just-a-troll-now.478746/

The Cafe seems to be full of conspiracy theorists and Knobheads. As per usual. Weird fuckers.

 

[city986]

Interesting article in the fail about greenwood

 

[nmc]

Interesting article in the fail about greenwood

Don’t tell me Coutts have closed his bank account?

 

[Kippax77]

Things are so bad they’re asking the fans who should play at left back hahahaha

Is this "somebody else" geezer any good?

 

[Ardnaree]

Things are so bad they’re asking the fans who should play at left back hahahaha

What a shit show. They literally had a left back sitting there on Wednesday. And loaned him to Ipswich.

 

[Mr Fraser]

Bertrand no appearances last year, 4 season before. Guess who he scored his first professional goal against

 

[Ardnaree]

De Bruyne misses the memo

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

De Bruyne misses the memo

Never give this man a coaching job if he thinks Bruno is better than Odegaard