Things you refuse to call by their new name

[Jesus H Gabz]

Manchester City
Prince Charles
Lilt
Trent Arnold
Cheryl Tweedy

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Starters. Why do restaurants insist on using the word 'entrees'? Pretentious bastards.

Entrees is the main course
Starters are appitizers

 

[aguero93:20]

The clue is very clearly in the name Misty.

Literacy would help him, alas...

 

[aguero93:20]

Indeed.

Batsman, linesman, ‘man on’, man marking, Man of the Match, policeman, fireman etc. are all just taking ‘man’ from ‘huMAN’ and applying it to the situation.

Explains why they don't use them in the women's game so.

 

[aguero93:20]

Or ATM machine.

An Automated Teller Machine machine?

 

[Sir peace frog]

i refuse to call @Gus Fring a friend :)



awww im sorry

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Reach out !!!!!!! OH do fuck right off !!!!..............contact, get in touch etc etc . Stop trying to be like Americans, it's not big and it's not clever, you just sound ridiculously stupid.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

And all this bollocks about pets going to their "forever home" or "over the rainbow bridge". What a load of utter nonsense.

No one seems to die anymore. They pass/pass over/gain their wings.

Get in the sea.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Cockapoos, labradoodles etc....MONGREL

Passed, left us, etc .....DIED

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Saigon

Shit.









Great opening to a movie.

 

[staffsblue]

No one seems to die anymore. They pass/pass over/gain their wings.

Get in the sea.

And all these mentions of "heavenly birthdays" on social media.
What's wrong with just mentioning "it would have been my mum / dad / goldfish's birthday today had they still been alive".

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

And all these mentions of "heavenly birthdays" on social media.
What's wrong with just mentioning "it would have been my mum / dad / goldfish's birthday today had they still been alive".

I know a family that go on the raz each month to mark their mum’s death and post photos of it on social media.

They're on month 93 now. Madness. 94 wakes is a bit OTT! (For me anyway)

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

I know a family that go on the raz each month to mark their mum’s death and post photos of it on social media.

They're on month 93 now. Madness. 94 wakes is a bit OTT! (For me anyway)

99 Dead Balloons?

 

[Lavinda Past]

Entrees is the main course
Starters are appitizers

Bloody forrin languages.

 

[Grassland Blue]

I still mentally convert decimal currency back into real money.

I can't believe that shops charge over 7 bob for a piece of fruit, and 6 bob for a Freddo... and people pay it!

It can be over a guinea for water....

 

[crazyg]

Perhaps she was posh or just younger than me.

I was born in Urmston Cottage Hospital. I've just googled it. It was a flamin' house !

She lived in Old Trafford (near the cricket ground) then Sale Moor before I met her, if that's anything to go by.

 

[talkativesprout]

How long ago was that ?
As mad as it sounds, as a kid growing up in Wythenshawe almost 50 years ago, I actually used to go to the library and read books on nutrition, physiology etc, that when I first became aware of it, in the books it would have in brackets how it was pronounced, it was like that for a long time but seemed to change around 20 years or so ago.

Sorry to hear about your lad btw, hope he’s doing ok.

4 year ago, a week after his 15th birthday, he will be 20 in January.

He's doing ok ish, lives on a diet of Morphine and fentanyl, needs to eat dietary enzyme replacements with any food and of course cant produce insulin or glucagon and given that he has constant high level of pain the stress response of the body is to use up any glucose which leads to constant hyperglycaemia, shit sorry to waffle. if the shit interests you feel free to dm and ask what you want

 

[Jamshopbridge]

Jordan, not Katie Price or whatever her name is nowadays.

 

[Charlesfarsbar]

Still refer to ‘taping’ to programs rather than recording

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Banned Tosspot.