United Thread - 2023/24

[Blueboy73]

It's not even as though the bollocks they spout are their own opinions... it's just the script handed to them by SKY.

Absolutely.
Bought and paid for shills with no integrity or credibility.

 

[Grassland Blue]

At every away ground he’d have things thrown at him getting off the team bus and would be hammered by fans every time he got onto the pitch.

At Old Trafford there'd by female Rags holding up banners slating him and the club.

Old trafford?!
It's the swamp or somesuch.
Tsk!

 

[babyape]

Seem like Sky have been running with this template headline for the last 10 years.

Could <insert name here> fix Man Utd’s midfield?

 

[KS55]

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Seem like Sky have been running with this template headline for the last 10 years.

Could <insert name here> fix Man Utd’s midfield?

Template for the answer:

Yes No<insert as appropriate>
He is the best thing since Duncan Edwards. He is total dogshite. He is a good player but we will ruin him.<insert as appropriate>

 

[abu13]

Looks like they are all feeling a lot more confident this morning, lets wait and see!

I suspect Arsenal will have them all rooting out their zebra pant and ready to protest again.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Looks like they are all feeling a lot more confident this morning, lets wait and see!

I suspect Arsenal will have them all rooting out their zebra pant and ready to protest again.

It's the hope that kills !

Another false dawn and blame cycle awaits.

 

[Blue Llama]

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Seem like Sky have been running with this template headline for the last 10 years.

Could <insert name here> fix Man Utd’s midfield?

The thing I don't get is in the Times today he sounds like a must have for any team. So if he is that good why has a mid table team like Fiorantina allowed him to leave on loan. They presumably don't have a surplus of quality midfielders?

 

[northendenton]

See greenwood has gone to Getafe or was that what his lady friend said

 

[Ardnaree]

The thing I don't get is in the Times today he sounds like a must have for any team. So if he is that good why has a mid table team like Fiorantina allowed him to leave on loan. They presumably don't have a surplus of quality midfielders?

They had bids from Liverpool and Galatasaray, but he said he was only going to one place. Because Ten Hag tapped him up already. They will get their money eventually, even if it takes until next summer.

 

[Ardnaree]

No means no, you stupid ****. He tried to rape her. This is not 2 people giving as good as they get. This is a sick bastard who knocked his bird about and tried to rape her.

The actual people involved have moved on from this. And in the 2 years since, they've done a lot of growing up, had a baby and are getting married. She doesn't need or want your faux support or hand wringing. It doesn't help anyone. And if he played for PSG or Madrid, you would even bother discussing it.

 

[aguero93:20]

It's not even as though the bollocks they spout are their own opinions... it's just the script handed to them by SKY.

Credit where credit is due though, some of them can't read and have to put a lot of work in memorising that script.

 

[marco]

mind the gap ragsters

 

[jrb]

6 points in-front already after 4 games. They won't beat Arsenal.

 

[kye1991]

He's since had a baby with her and they are engaged to be married. This is why the crown prosecution dropped all charges.

No the case fell apart when she stopped co operating. The crown doesn't drop cases because the accused got engaged you dumb rapist sympathizing fuck.

 

[better dead than red]

I'm about to present to you all the biggest fucking lie I've ever read or heard.

I was looking through Instagram. I follow the Lionesses and have had an active interest in the Women's World Cup. I see a post from the Lionesses re:Alessia Russo. I look at it then look at her account. I'm reading comments on one post.

Here is the biggest fucking lie ever told. "As an American, who's been a United supporter since before Fergie took over..."

My bullshit detector is off the charts on this one. Why do people insist on making stupid statements like this one?

Also, here it is if you wish to read it yourself.

Edit: Does this simp think this utter bullshit will get him somewhere?

 

[Blue Mist]

The actual people involved have moved on from this. And in the 2 years since, they've done a lot of growing up, had a baby and are getting married. She doesn't need or want your faux support or hand wringing. It doesn't help anyone. And if he played for PSG or Madrid, you would even bother discussing it.

Stop fucking wumming. You seem to know loads of Domestic Violence abusers and victims. You are defending one now. Coercive Control, do you understand that phrase ?
Do you think she struck lucky in that the first time he was violent and wanted to rape her she had her phone handy? She knew what was coming and so was ready to record it.

Now fuck off and fuck off again when you get there with your defence of a violent abuser.
I'm the idiot for even biting to your obvious wumming but Domestic Violence is not acceptable.

 

[remember arthur mann]

They won't beat Arsenal.

Not so sure about that, the arse aren't ripping up any trees and the rag's have pigmol and Var on their side.

 

[bluemonkey71]

A few shit results and they will be sniffing round De Zerbi

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

A few shit results and they will be sniffing round De Zerbi

Can’t afford him. Probably can’t afford to sack Tent Peg either.

Wonder when Potter will decide to stop taking his Chelsea salary and manage someone else?

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

A few shit results and they will be sniffing round De Zerbi

But would De Zerbi find the stench of the rags appealing?