United Thread - 2023/24

[Blue Mist]

It's three years for me, watch out though because you have to fill in and return the 'no licence needed' form every two years to stay on the right side of the law.
Apparently it's the only law where you have to keep telling them that you're not intending to break.

I had an email discussion with the wankers. September last year they wanted me to prove my mam hadn't had a television since March that year. I politely told them it didn't work that way.

 

[Holcombe bloo]

Bet sly simon gets part of his wages docked for that, no more luxury watch trips for him!

 

[Holcombe bloo]

Simple Simon has filed his last United match report from ‘Las Vegas’ on his licence fee paid jolly around America following United.

I wonder how much all the flights, hotel rooms, food, drink, car hire, spending money has cost the BBC licence fee payer? It all has to be accounted for by the BBC. It certainly should be.

It’s time for a freedom of information act about the cost of this jolly.

stone will be on a good whack off Utd as well

 

[Vienna_70]

Over ten years is it!? Thats 90m a season! So when we renegotiate our we could be getting 100m a year then seeing we are now the biggest club in the world

At least.

 

[Bantamgaz]

This disingenuous ****. Beat us once courtesy of bent officiating

Yes badly misquoted " we proved we can beat Man City with the aid of VAR and corrupt officials " would be more truthfull


I actually cannot wait till they win a few games ......... the mass media will go into a frenzy the deluded fan base will do the same a few others who should know better will get sucked ............Then a mass collapse a few bad beatings and before you know it the Glazers out brigade will come out .............And reset and reload for the 24/25 season ............there years away they are hoping that the new signings will come out flying but once they hit the cesspool they will drop off ........... the majority always do ............expect a top 6 finish and a trophyless season they got away with last season because so many underperformed they ain't getting away with it again

 

[Vienna_70]

To see the Pope ?

If his Holiness has any sense, he will tell Greenwood to fuck off!

 

[jacko74]

It seems no matter how badly run and how unsuccessful these are on the pitch there's always commercial sponsors willing to spaff silly amounts away on being associated with them.

 

[hertsblue]

He also said our goals were soft in the FA Cup Final and that they had enough chances to get something out of the game.
The prick must still be smoking some of Amsterdam's finest

And bent officiating by the ref and var. Nothing will tell me the cup final was anything but bent yet we were still too good for them.
Casemiro avoiding a red yet again in a final, their penalty, our stonewall 2 denied

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Yes badly misquoted " we proved we can beat Man City with the aid of VAR and corrupt officials " would be more truthfull


I actually cannot wait till they win a few games ......... the mass media will go into a frenzy the deluded fan base will do the same a few others who should know better will get sucked ............Then a mass collapse a few bad beatings and before you know it the Glazers out brigade will come out .............And reset and reload for the 24/25 season ............there years away they are hoping that the new signings will come out flying but once they hit the cesspool they will drop off ........... the majority always do ............expect a top 6 finish and a trophyless season they got away with last season because so many underperformed they ain't getting away with it again

Applying Ten Hag’s logic on getting a result against City. Brentford should be winning the league at a canter going off last seasons results.

 

[its grim up north]

I don't doubt that unrest will continue but I take issue as Fernandes is clearly the number 1 **** at the rat infested shithole, imo.

To be given the role of captain when knowing what a truly pathetic twat he is, displays terrible management and lack of responsibility.

Moody **** Cancelo would thrive there in a personality competition.

He has got previous though. Remember he gave it to fake Ronaldo after he returned from a club suspension for appearing on Piers Morgan