9 | Erling Haaland - 2023/24

[super_city_si]

Great finishes. hitting stride nicely

 

[super_city_si]

Another bedmate for Erling. Laporte is probably glad he left, considering how tired he was of signing Erling's balls.

Commentators: "He didn't do much apart from a hat-trick and an assist" ... You just have to laugh, don't you!

Hell probably get a 5/10 in MEN

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Don’t even think he was that good outside four or five things today. Imagine when he’s in his prime at 27 and he’s ironed out everything.

Fucking frightening prospect… yes, a 23 year old, 50+ goal a season, prospect!

 

[Sporting1906]

If he stays at City for his career (he is a City fan so it’s possible) he is going to obliterate Aguero’s record.

 

[freshie]

Back with a bang

 

[ninjamonkey]

What other player can be largely shit and still score a hattrick and get an assist? He's on a different level to everyone.

When they announced him as two goal motm at the ground guy next to me said he's never motm and I agreed completely, 2 minutes later and he's bagged his hattrick we both took it back, can't argue with the numbers. Machine.

 

[FromPollockToSilva]

17 touches of the ball

4 shots, 3 goals, 1 assist

 

[skillman]

Mint. Good to see him come near post for the last one, he’s lethally clinical

 

[Moggzy]

17 touches - 3 goals - 1 assist.

He’s ruthlessly efficient!

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

No words.

 

[Silva&Silva]

No words.

Fucking outstanding, how's that?

 

[falcon117]

World class

 

[Gundoggin]

Cool as fuck today .
World footballing icon

 

[Worzel Gummidge#9]

You wouldn’t think he is only 23 and years off his prime!

 

[freshie]

Wow

 

[Goater=Legend]

His movement for the third goal was incredible and he made the finish look easier than it actually was.

 

[Blue and true]

Best striker in the world. That's all. And he will be for the next decade.

 

[Phil1]

Will win the golden boot at a canter and the posters whinging about his ‘touch’ will disappear again. He fucking terrifies the opposition back 4 so even when he’s being knocked for not being prime Messi he’s still causing untold problems that benefit us as a team.

Posted this after reading a few posts early on this season whinging about him being out of form. This boy is a game changer, people need to stop worrying about this whole not being involved enough shite. Scored a hat trick and assisted another today. This is who he is.

 

[domalino]

IMO people still have no idea how good Haaland is.

We are talking about the best goalscorer since Ronaldo Nazario, he isn’t going to be competing to be the best in the world, he’s going to be competing to outdo history’s greatest strikers.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

His movement for the third goal was incredible and he made the finish look easier than it actually was.

Fantastic to watch that last goal in the stadium live. Incredible rapid movement which can never be captured on TV. Haaland reminds me of Gerd Muller who was one of the greatest strikers of all time. He just explodes into action at the key moments. Pure instinctive brilliance.