United Thread - 2023/24

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flb said:
A club who we took pity on and let them use our stadium , only for them to rub our noses in it with the rotating banner year after year after year, I hope they go fucking bump tbh , and the pisscan and Charlton spend the rest of their days eating soup and shitting themselves six times a day in a retirement home.
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Doesn’t the Govan bully do that already? Especially on the M6
 
Time for MUFC to be abolished. They are frauds anyway. The mere fact that "Manchester" is in their self-proclaimed name is fraudulent. For they are Trafford, Trafford and only Trafford. They must not be allowed to bring our great city into any further disrepute. Also, strip them of their titles.
 
Pam said:
Time for MUFC to be abolished. They are frauds anyway. The mere fact that "Manchester" is in their self-proclaimed name is fraudulent. For they are Trafford, Trafford and only Trafford. They must not be allowed to bring our great city into any further disrepute. Also, strip them of their titles.
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Pam said:
Time for MUFC to be abolished. They are frauds anyway. The mere fact that "Manchester" is in their self-proclaimed name is fraudulent. For they are Trafford, Trafford and only Trafford. They must not be allowed to bring our great city into any further disrepute. Also, strip them of their titles.
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the blue panther said:
In later news, but relevant as it continues the strand of responsibility extracted from the core of all old toilet staff, Useless Lingard has been banned from driving after his car was caught speeding and he failed to identify in time the person who was driving. Allegedly, he didn't receive the letter asking for the driver to be identified. Now the poor lamb - who's only played 60 minutes professional football this year - has to look for a new club hitching lifts.
What a pity that the **** didn't take that West Ham move when he could have done a year or 2 back.
Remind me - what was he chanting about us in the changing room when he had the briefest taste of success, once upon a time?
Once scum always scum.
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Is young Jessie old enough to drive?
 
Blueboy73 said:
That puff piece on BBC Sport written about Tent Peg back in February after the Carabou Cup Final accompanied by a picture of him with a magic wand in his hand has aged well
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The puff pieces orchestrated by The Athletic this Summer were about Ten Rags proclaiming the rags will be the best "transitional" team in the world (posh word for counter attacking) and a story about recruiting a rag supporting chef/nutritionalist after Ole Golum noted the spinach served at Old Scaffold was soggy and lost all its nutrients, which was written like the rags had discovered a new secret culinary weapon unbeknown to the rest of the other clubs around the world.

Best of all was Sky's Melissa "dipper" Reddy crowing on about Ten Rags introducing "83" principles to bring the good times back without listing a single one of them and then announcing Mason "invisible" Mount as the player who ticks "all" the core traits that the manager seeks. (mainly the use of his invisibility cloak)
 
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New folk in my office ( Manchester) said the job advert had said 2 locations in Manchester. Turns out one was in Stretford.

Said “not the first time a big concern from Stratford has claimed to be a big concern from Manchester” - one - inexplicably - a Liverpool supporter from Oldham (!), and the other a non football fan from the South East - both looked at me with incredulity.
 
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