United Thread - 2023/24

[Blue Mist]

The great man united, they have one player who should be in prison, one player who is going to prison and one player who is so fucking lazy he couldn't be arsed doing anything to get sent to prison.

 

[Vienna_70]

EXCLUSIVE Man United eye SHOCK move for ex-Aston Villa star El Ghazi

EXCLUSIVE BY CHRIS WHEELER: Manchester United are weighing up a move to sign Dutch winger Anwar El Ghazi as a free agent amid the uncertainty hanging over Antony and Jadon Sancho.

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Haha wow, how the mighty have fallen. What a shock, he used to play for Ajax

Uncertainty? There’s no uncertainty about them at all.

Everybody knows that they’re both crap.

 

[Vienna_70]

Unbelievable Jeff.

One swallow doesn’t make a summer.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Him getting rich off them is a price worth paying for their shitness!

Fucking brilliant that he is taking the piss out of the fuckwits who follow him , and getting paid for the pleasure.

Stealing from the terminally stupid is easy pickings.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

One swallow doesn’t make a summer.

Makes me a happy man though!

 

[Franny 1234]

Let's not forget
SCUM and always will be SCUM

 

[Impeccable One]

One swallow doesn’t make a summer.

Not sure about that …. Was once with a bird from Birmingham and ….. OK probably a story for a different thread [emoji23]

 

[RodneyRodney]

Uncertainty? There’s no uncertainty about them at all.

Everybody knows that they’re both crap.

Thery're morphing into us in the Pearce days

 

[TonyM]

One swallow doesn’t make a summer.

'One swallow or your teeth knocked out' is at Getafe.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

EXCLUSIVE Man United eye SHOCK move for ex-Aston Villa star El Ghazi

EXCLUSIVE BY CHRIS WHEELER: Manchester United are weighing up a move to sign Dutch winger Anwar El Ghazi as a free agent amid the uncertainty hanging over Antony and Jadon Sancho.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Haha wow, how the mighty have fallen. What a shock, he used to play for Ajax

Maybe we need some sort of tune about Vim?

Seriously though it goes to show how absolutely useless Fletcher is, his input seems to be get his sons from us after we've done a much much better job than the world famous raggy youth setup could do and say yes to Poundland whenever Peg says I recommend player X as I've managed them before.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Unbelievable Jeff.

It's everywhere, Shaw & Maguire look decent when playing with Stones & Walker, ratface gets away looking better with Bernie.

World's best? Have they run out of things to copy about us and are now starting to just make things up & lie like the dips?

 

[Gingers Dad]

I wasn’t trying to really, but if we were being mismanaged, I assume some supporter groups would try to campaign for change.

Not even Swales banned people from matches because they disagreed with his approach!

He wasn't going to ban anyone and lose their money. He got John Maddocks to spread lies about us instead.

 

[cinnamon]

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

Sounds about right

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Dosnt ring true that as the names are printed in full name blocks and not made up of single letters

 

[r.soleofsalford]

One swallow doesn’t make a summer.

I think a girl once told me something alone those lines

 

[Grassland Blue]

Unbelievable Jeff.

You are quite right, it is unbelievable.
The reporter should show us a video of these fans saying that penandez is the best attacking mid in the world. (I bet they look similar to the hunchback of Notre Dame but have less intelligence!)
Show us proof that these loons even exist.
I mean the fawning media couldn't be making things up, could they?.
Be careful out there everyone, it's a mad world.....

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

EXCLUSIVE Man United eye SHOCK move for ex-Aston Villa star El Ghazi

EXCLUSIVE BY CHRIS WHEELER: Manchester United are weighing up a move to sign Dutch winger Anwar El Ghazi as a free agent amid the uncertainty hanging over Antony and Jadon Sancho.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Haha wow, how the mighty have fallen. What a shock, he used to play for Ajax

If he signs for them, the headline writes itself - "El Ghazi goes to the khazi"

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

You are quite right, it is unbelievable.
The reporter should show us a video of these fans saying that penandez is the best attacking mid in the world. (I bet they look similar to the hunchback of Notre Dame but have less intelligence!)
Show us proof that these loons even exist.
I mean the fawning media couldn't be making things up, could they?.
Be careful out there everyone, it's a mad world.....

Probably the same idiots who believe Rashford should be nominated for the ballon d”or despite scoring most of his goals in the Europa league and league cup. How can a player like Fernandes be considered the best in the world when he wants to be subbed off when his team his 7 nil down? He isn’t fit to lace Kevin De Bruynes boots, he will more than likely play out the rest of his career at the swamp with just the one league cup to show for his endeavours.

 

[M18CTID]

He wasn't going to ban anyone and lose their money. He got John Maddocks to spread lies about us instead.

Correct. Apart from the fact that it was John Maddock, not John Maddocks. Poor John Maddocks was City's historian at the time and a totally different person to that obnoxious Rag twat Maddock!

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Qualcomm are potentially the rags new shirt sponsor paying them £60 million per year, for reference City receive £67.5 million from Etihad. Another example of their dwindling pull from a commercial side of things?