FAO the cock who gave me abuse today

MarcIsTired1986 said:
Anyone know if the angry man and the shit bag ever crossed paths again?
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Sadly they are both dead. A vested gentleman tracked them down and told them he found their behaviour reprehensible. There was only one way it could be resolved, as it was in days of old ......a duel at dawn on the very spot the center circle used to stand in Moss Side.

So on a cold frosty morning, the drizzle just starting from the gloomy Manchester skies,watched over by the ghosts of Peter Swales and Bernard Halford, a referee, two assistants, a var official and the Polish couple at the center of the storm, the men donned sky blue capes and top hats. Solemnly they loaded their pistols, turned their backs to one another and walked the required twelve paces. On the referee's whistle they both turned, fired simultaneously and dropped down dead. A var review was ordered to determine if there were any last words uttered by either men and it was confirmed the op croaked, "You're a fucking cock" before he indeed actually croaked himself. In tribute to the two men the Polish couple suggested a Poznan be done and all joined in with gusto. So endeth this sad tale ....or did it?
 
True_Blue69 said:
Re: FAO the cock who gave me abuse today

So what happened again?
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paulchapo said:
Sadly they are both dead. A vested gentleman tracked them down and told them he found their behaviour reprehensible. There was only one way it could be resolved, as it was in days of old ......a duel at dawn on the very spot the center circle used to stand in Moss Side.

So on a cold frosty morning, the drizzle just starting from the gloomy Manchester skies,watched over by the ghosts of Peter Swales and Bernard Halford, a referee, two assistants, a var official and the Polish couple at the center of the storm, the men donned sky blue capes and top hats. Solemnly they loaded their pistols, turned their backs to one another and walked the required twelve paces. On the referee's whistle they both turned, fired simultaneously and dropped down dead. A var review was ordered to determine if there were any last words uttered by either men and it was confirmed the op croaked, "You're a fucking cock" before he indeed actually croaked himself. In tribute to the two men the Polish couple suggested a Poznan be done and all joined in with gusto. So endeth this sad tale ....or did it?
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Sounds to me like he had ideas above his station...
 
Well it's been six months since anyone replied so I thought I'd keep this chugging along.
 
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