FAO the cock who gave me abuse today

Re: FAO the cock who gave me abuse today

So, OP boards train but gets a bit pissed off because all unoccupied seats are reserved. Quite annoying but most people deal with it. He then sits in a reserved seat anyway and tries to argue the point with the people who are entitled to it anyway. The fact that they are Poles makes this easier as he thinks they are more likely to back down.
Then somebody with plenty of common sense tries to help out. Firstly for the benifit of the Poles and secondly, to stop the OP from making more of a tit of himself. OP gets gobby and common sense man backs down as he realises OP is a complete tool who will not listen and he doesn't want things to needlessly get out of hand.
Along comes off duty copper to diffuse the situation, tells OP he is a prick and to move along and behave himself. OP then feels incredibly ashamed of himself and sits and seethes for half an hour.
Spotting common sense man asleep he decides to teach him a lesson and performs the cowardly act of slapping him in his sleep. Common sense man doesn't react as he is bright enough to know this doesn't help. He is also aware that lots of trains have CCTV and he will get the OP back later.

OP, here is my advice:

Grow up and learn how to conduct yourself in public. Do it quickly or you are in for a very nasty fall. I get the impression that you are late-teens maybe early twenties as you still believe the World revolves around you. You will find out soon enough that it doesn't.
 
Re: FAO the cock who gave me abuse today

LongsightM13 said:
Fucking hell, sounds like the OP happy slapped The Milky Bar Kid. Lucky he didn't wake up and shoot you with his cap gun.

Blue Smarties said:
PM sent, come on then you ****. What's the next game you're at? Fucking prick.
Smarties, it wasn't you was it? That post has got me wondering...
Yeah it was me and I ain't happy about it! The seat was reserved, both of them! One lad got up and moved but this tit wouldn't move. The young polish girl was getting anxious and just wanted to get in her seat, her boyfriend however didn't want any aggro and ignored the vile abuse he was receiving from the OP. I obviously felt the need to act as this cock was distressing the young girl. I being the valiant stallion tell him to move, albeit from the comfort of my seat because I'm on crutches. A number of people told him to move however he refused outright to do so! So here I's am, in a bit of a pickle. Do I chuck my crutch at him or ignore him and get some kip? Of course I get some kip, ignoring him offering me out because it'd mean I'd be on crutches (the scrawny little fucker would probably have got smashed in anyway, crutches or no crutches). When he's getting off the train he sort of strokes my face, I think he was trying to give me some sort of hard on so he could suck me off because he loves me that much.
 
Re: FAO the cock who gave me abuse today

bluemoonmcfc said:
Dubai Blue said:
Irrelevant really if they had tickets that clearly stated the seats were reserved. Nothing wrong with you sitting there in the first place but once the mistake was pointed out you should have moved.

Fair enough. Will save myself the bother next time and just move on.

And deprive of us all of the joy that has been this thread?? Don't you dare.

No, another completely unjustified girly hissy fit culminating in a comedy woman slap and Internet rant will do just fine, thanks.
 
Re: FAO the cock who gave me abuse today

goon said:
So, OP boards train but gets a bit pissed off because all unoccupied seats are reserved. Quite annoying but most people deal with it. He then sits in a reserved seat anyway and tries to argue the point with the people who are entitled to it anyway. The fact that they are Poles makes this easier as he thinks they are more likely to back down.
Then somebody with plenty of common sense tries to help out. Firstly for the benifit of the Poles and secondly, to stop the OP from making more of a tit of himself. OP gets gobby and common sense man backs down as he realises OP is a complete tool who will not listen and he doesn't want things to needlessly get out of hand.
Along comes off duty copper to diffuse the situation, tells OP he is a prick and to move along and behave himself. OP then feels incredibly ashamed of himself and sits and seethes for half an hour.
Spotting common sense man asleep he decides to teach him a lesson and performs the cowardly act of slapping him in his sleep. Common sense man doesn't react as he is bright enough to know this doesn't help. He is also aware that lots of trains have CCTV and he will get the OP back later.

OP, here is my advice:

Grow up and learn how to conduct yourself in public. Do it quickly or you are in for a very nasty fall. I get the impression that you are late-teens maybe early twenties as you still believe the World revolves around you. You will find out soon enough that it doesn't.

The policewomen agreed that he was in the wrong for the way he approached the situation. But as I was the one who looked the more likely to kick off I had to be moved on.
 
Re: FAO the cock who gave me abuse today

bluemoonmcfc said:
End of the day I was in the right. I even explained why I felt I was in the right. He was the one who became aggressive and confrontational... until I stood up and offered him out, then he backed off.

But I was the one made to move on leaving me without a seat.

I gave him a cheeky little slap to take the piss really. It amused me at the time.[/quote]

NOT half as much as its amused us !!!!!
 
Re: FAO the cock who gave me abuse today

bluemoonmcfc said:
The policewomen agreed that he was in the wrong for the way he approached the situation. But as I was the one who looked the more likely to kick off I had to be moved on.

She probably said that to stop you stamping your feet.
Heed my advice sunshine. Being likely to kick off will impress no one and makes you look more of a dick. stop being such a spoilt brat and have some respect for everybody around you. Nobody on the train will have wanted to put up with your childish tantrums.
 
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Is it just me waiting for the OP to answer Blue Smarties?

I have popcorn on
 
Re: FAO the cock who gave me abuse today

No way did I miss this.

I feel all left out, can someone pretend to be asleep while I slap you (with my penis)?

Cheers.
 

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