United Thread - 2023/24

[TonyM]

Don’t blame it on the goal line
Don’t blame it on the no fight
Don’t blame it on the Fergie time
Blame it on the Yankee.

Not my words - Jackson 5.

Very good

 

[KS55]

Actually staggering that that guy dares to post that, given his user name. I'd be ashamed of myself. So, right, Mr Harry Whatsit, of MUFC, you're only in it for the trophies, right?

Typical rag. A Blue would have been hung if he’d said that during the Swales era. Wait till you’re in the third tier, mate.

 

[blueish swede]

Ten Hags problem is that he thinks they should win on paper - but they play on grass.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

See The BBC sent Slyman Stone on a jolly to Madrid to report on Greenwoods debut

Given the corporation’s history around abusive men (brought sharply into focus following the recent Dispatches programme) this is very odd behaviour

 

[jimharri]

Ten Hags problem is that he thinks they should win on paper - but they play on grass.

Some of them give the impression that they are "on grass".

Repeat; "give the impression", not "are".

 

[KS55]

The golden thread that runs through the whole organisation is their belief that they are “The greatest club in the whole world.” This delusion taints everybody there including the players who believe they only have to turn up and put on the magic red shirt to win. As long as it persists they will be wank.

 

[Hoghead]

Not sure that stat is true, sadly. Brighton had 8 shots on target yesterday and scored 3.

Some of those shots could have been blocked by defenders though in the highlights I did see a couple or three saves.

 

[city2]

Fucking hell the media are running more inquests into the the rags collapse than the twin towers.

 

[havefaith]

Fucking hell the media are running more inquests into the the rags collapse than the twin towers.

Exhibit A - 90 secs of Brighton possession leading to their 2nd goal(90 secs of half hearted rags chasing their tails)

 

[city2]

Exhibit A - 90 secs of Brighton possession leading to their 2nd goal(90 secs of half hearted rags chasing their tails)

Beautiful goal and no pressing from the rag millionaires which seems beyond them

 

[Akira]

Exhibit A - 90 secs of Brighton possession leading to their 2nd goal(90 secs of half hearted rags chasing their tails)

Quality defensive work from Rashford. Man thinks he's prime Messi.

 

[BridgyDids]

Exhibit A - 90 secs of Brighton possession leading to their 2nd goal(90 secs of half hearted rags chasing their tails)

That’s a lovely goal. Hadn’t appreciated the teamwork in it, when I watched it on Match of the Day

 

[Vienna_70]

Exhibit A - 90 secs of Brighton possession leading to their 2nd goal(90 secs of half hearted rags chasing their tails)

And the ball only left the ground once.

 

[malg]

That’s a lovely goal. Hadn’t appreciated the teamwork in it, when I watched it on Match of the Day

It's not you that missed it, it's the shocking presenting on that programme. This is what they should be highlighting.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

Andy Mitten was pleased he won a couple of corners tonight though, so I guess it all balances itself out

 

[TonyM]

Andy Mitten was pleased he won a couple of corners tonight though, so I guess it all balances itself out

Thank God for that.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

Thank God for that.

All is forgiven

 

[Stoned Rose]

Andy Mitten was pleased he won a couple of corners tonight though, so I guess it all balances itself out

Yeah, but he’s “written 13 books”.

 

[TonyM]

All is forgiven

I feel it's really important for men all around the world to know that it's OK to beat our women. And to force ourselves on them if they are unwilling. Surely even non man united fans can see how important a role model Mason is.

 

[bluemoon32]