United Thread - 2023/24

[Blue Mist]

Know the road, live a mile or 2 away. To crash you must be dicking about or seriously not paying attention

Which road was it ? The one where City had their old training ground on? Has the dick done a right at the lights from the rag training ground and crashed?

Edit: it is. It's a 40mph limit. I'm not sure from the footage where exactly he's crashed but if he was sticking to the limit, it's impossible to crash......with your eyes open and you are looking at the road.

 

[Gazza]

That was some strike.

And I was right behind it, as it flew into the net; I had the perfect view of it.

Rag, oh you mean the Jenson goal.

 

[Mr Fraser]

Which road was it ? The one where City had their old training ground on ? Has the dick done a right at the lights from the rag training ground and crashed?

Look like banky lane , cul de sac sign, at carrington spur link to m60. Will have gone past old training ground to get there

 

[Bluewonder]

Marcus Crashford

Turns out it isn't just on the football pitch where he moves with his head down.

 

[city2]

Always good to see them drop another place in the league

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Marcus Crashford

I’ve been told he has a problem with the cones at Carrimgton as well

 

[Dodge]

How the fuck has he managed that?! I reckon he’s looking at a careless driving char…… no what am I saying? I hope the lamppost has a good lawyer.

Apparently, the police aren't looking for anyone else in connection to the incident, because the lamp post has been hit three times before.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

39% possession at Burnley lol

The media pundits are saying it was a gritty prerformance by United who "did what they had to do" to win. Think about it they set up to defend deep and hit Burnley (a newly-promoted club) on the break. You would think they had got an away win at Athletico Madrid or Juventus.
The press clearly think we are all stupid and can't see shite when it is in front of us. United were outplayed by Burnley in the first half before scoring a great goal (on the break). Most of the team were very poor, especially "world-class" Rashford who was diabolically bad. Johnny Evans was their best player by a country mile. Happy days.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Apparently, the police aren't looking for anyone else in connection to the incident, because the lamp post has been hit three times before.

Ten Hag has commended Rashford on his hat trick.

 

[Dodge]

Ten Hag has commended Rashford on his hat trick.

No hatrick mate.

Bobby Charlton hit it once, whilst being chased by Spike for touting tickets on his patch.

The second time was JFE after a he suffered a giggling fit brought on by reading his one year contract text.

The third time was Gaz Chuckle when he clocked Slur Alex taking a shit on the pavement just before the lights.

 

[Impeccable One]

“My client was driving down the road minding his own business when without warning the lamppost jumped out in front of him”

OR …

“Officer, my boss keeps telling me to keep on the left, but I prefer to just go straight down the middle”

 

[TinFoilHat]

Saint and Grevesie interviewing big fat Ron after his sacking by the scum on ITV4 currently.

"I wanted to sign Terry Butcher but the cashflow at the club prevented it..."

Some things never change.

I hope they ask him about going to Rome to see the Pope.

 

[BlueFurn]

Remember what they are……

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

On here, you could try to debate that CR39 is better than Paul Dickov.

You’d lose, whatever stats and reasoning you put up.

I have a lot of time for this - regardless of the debate that is tabled, we have the better player.

Rags haven't had a single player better in any position since I started watching the game however many moons ago.............

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Remember what they are……

SCUM

 

[Blueboy73]

I have a lot of time for this - regardless of the debate that is tabled, we have the better player.

Rags haven't had a single player better in any position since I started watching the game however many moons ago.............

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Is that Casemiro?

 

[Mr Fraser]

Remember what they are……

Back?

 

[Blue Mist]

After the 'accident' the dibble asked rashford what happened. He replied
'Dunno officer, I just did what I was taught, mirror, virtual signal, manoeuvre '

 

[Dodge]

I have a lot of time for this - regardless of the debate that is tabled, we have the better player.

Rags haven't had a single player better in any position since I started watching the game however many moons ago.............

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Aaah, the Stonies.

Back in the day, early doors, catch the 108, mates piling on in Wythenshawe, to Claremont Road, to God's own stadium.

Happy days.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Is that Casemiro?

No his head is even bigger.